[Hard: Success] — War, and murder, and violence...they're all just so terrible. So, so many people are suffering, every single day. And worst of all are the ones who pay back violence with violence. You worry that it merely ensures an unending cycle of ever more violence. Just more and more people being hurt. It is a history of abject failure.

— "Haiti, Angola, South Africa, Cuba, Vietnam. I could genuinely go on."

— Oh-ho, this one knows much, Sire! Good, good! This may prove to be an interesting debate...

[Challenging 12] — Recall everything you know about the history of violent uprisings.

CHECK SUCCESS

— Delving deep within the recesses of your mind, poking around inside all of the grey little folds and corners, you manage to come across a pale, faded memory. Exerting a little concentration frees it from the gummy surface of your liquor-pickled brain, bringing it into focus: it's the sum total of all of the knowledge you have ever possessed about the history of violent uprisings.

— It's blank.

— No. Surely there has to be something in there.

— You're a moralist, detective. Why would you know anything about history?

Did Malcolm X ever actually abandon his position of self-defense by any means necessary?

what ended apartheid? well, obviously, our thoughts and prayers finally got to them

I have to give him some credit for immediately backing down and admitting that he actually knows nothing about history. The ideal time to realize this is before you make a sweeping statement about all of human history, but sure, I guess you can do this too...

TWO TIME CHAMPS BAYBEEEEEE!!!!

Unfortunately this man is not enough of a liberal to understand that it was the thug Nelson Mandela who normalized the lack of civility we see in Palestine today.

Just vibes ~~~

You've entered the vibe zone. Come vibe it out with me here.

Well I originally thought Palestine was justified in fighting back against their oppressors but this guy's vibes based historical analysis made me realize the error of my ways.

What a 𝒦𝒦𝒦𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉.

notice how the his sole example is an European country

they need to harness white guy confidence & audactity and put it in a pill or smth

Wow that's so weird that the one example the guy gives is one of the rare recent instances of white people fighting their colonizers huh weird

Is there anything white Americans love more than preaching from a position of confident ignorance?

I may not know anything about this topic.. BUT

remember when extreme violence and bad then MLKJ showed up and asked to end racism nicely and then WWII was over and Malcom X and then everything was good until first 911

It's simple we uh ~~kill the batman~~ VOTE

Ellipses make ignorant statements.. sound profound..

what an absurd comment lmao

in fact its one of the only ways to succeed

Dudes historical analysis stopped at elementary school.

If someone has to show themselves in the midst of giving le epic important speech in their avatar, they're almost certainly a douchebag.

no more half measures walter