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[–] 158 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But I'm the main character

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    in my entire playthrough I've never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character

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  • [–] 99 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.

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    [–] 79 points 1 year ago

    Well in return I can be a big tiddy bf who watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be her mom and her therapist

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago (33 children)

    I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

    Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Also, are we talking about being at home, or going out on a date with the guy? If she's chilling at home of course she's gonna be in fucking sweatpants. Do you expect her to look like a TikTok influencer 24/7? Hell, even if it was an outing, if you're going to a regular, mom-and-pop diner or some shit, I also wouldn't expect someone to dress mega fancy, especially if you're already with them.

    But yeah, don't wear a plain ass T-shirt and shorts to a nice date and expect your partner to always be ready to model for a fashion brand...

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And to that end, dressing up nice enough for interview at most places shouldn’t even be that high a bar. Dark jeans and a nice button up, even one with patterns honestly, will probably be enough. After that, though, most jobs pay like shit and treat people worse than that so if they expect me to show up in a suit and jerk them off they can get bent.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    gonna be honest. i have eclectic (okay weird) but pretty sharp fashion sense. going out with my wife is always an excuse to dress up. i don't understand this "wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women" but i'm fucking vain

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    [–] 53 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

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    [–] 36 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Seen a lot of men like this with the "ideals" except they have a good job and think it's a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who's smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don't worry ladies this alpha nice guy's on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!

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    [–] 34 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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    [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    "Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.

    Goth/Preppy

    Boy/Girl

    Living/Deceased

    🤷‍♂️

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (8 children)
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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

    How do they do that? Nobody knows.

    Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Meh, I don't like big tits.

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

    Signed: just some (autistic) guy

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Be the change you want to see.

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I know exactly where she is, in their imagination

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Yeah there's like 3 of these women in existence, and they are all in happy relationships. Give me a flawed but functional tomboy type that I can joke around with while hiking with the dog and drinking beer out of a backpack cooler.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    I feel personally attacked.

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