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[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

Patrick Stewart definitely looked older than he was, what with the gray hair and significant baldness. It worked for him for sure, though

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

I mean... I don't know, he was in his late 40, kinda looked like he was in his late 40s.

I think the part that trips people up is that, like many people who go bald young, he kinda just looked the same for a long time. Plus he got surprisingly fit in his 50s, which helped. So you remember him looking in his late 40s, or at least looking just like he did in TNG, by the time he showed up in X-Men, when he was 60.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I’m in my mid-40s and would have to hate 15+ years to look like that by my late 40s

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Back then people kinda owned it. Nowadays they just get a shit ton of work done on their face and dye the hell out of their hair. People in their 50s trying to pass for characters in their 30s.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Nah people still put shit tons of product in their hair back in the day. Spray on hair was particularly popular for a really long time. There were stories in the 80s of peoples hair just lighting up under hot lamps and shit cause too much stuff in it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

it didn't just happen to mike

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So you're saying that if 14 year old Wesley would have shaved his head, he would have looked older and wiser?

That if we all shaved our heads we would look older and wiser?

Where are my shears?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'm definitely not saying this. Patrick Stewart had a unique set of features for sure. Bald Wesley would look like a bald 15 year old

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sisko knows it.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Patrick Stewart would've been 46-47 when filming the first season of TNG, and Wil Wheaton is now 53, so yeah quite a bit older

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

He looked the same filming Dune at 43. Heck, even in his 30s he looked late 40s.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He has barely aged since!

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Let's see, Wheaton was around 14, Stewart in his forties back then if I recall correctly, it's bee a few decades…yeah that math about adds up.

I do feel a bit older now, but that's to be expected, I'm now in my 50s so it kinda goes with the territory. I know I'm supposed to act shocked at these sort of things, but they generally just make me shrug and remind that getting older is better than the alternative.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

getting older is better than the alternative.

There's an alternative‽

Nobody tells me anything!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The trick doctors don't want you to know about, how to never age!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm always the last one to find out!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I'll feel old when anyone reaches Guinan's age

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

well there's that gay turtle. maybe a grove of trees or some mushrooms, but it's less anyone and someones there

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

getting older is better than the alternative.

Disclaimer: ymmv

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Youth is still very much wasted on the young

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's even older than Wesley Crusher

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Not that hard, given that Wesley is currently -323 years old.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

worse, this was actually true before covid-19

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Ooof. Ouch. My feelings.

Also, my back. Ouch.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Shut up Wesley

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"want to feel old?"

my brother in christ, it is the year of our lord 2025. my 1st grader feels old.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

What do you expect me to do, look that up myself? We need links!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

well, now I could have seen this same meme dozens of times. it's impossible to tell.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wil*

Yeah.. I'm that old

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but that's because of all the time dilation from travelling at relativistic speeds.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Patrick Stewart is like that joke about Japan living in the year 2000 since the 80s

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

No thank you

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Shut up, OP!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

this is one of those cool "Cleopatra was closer to the moon lander than the construction of the pyramids" except nobody is alive today where that fact could hurt them.

it's not fair.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, you know what's worse? SO AM I.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Want to feel older? The series was made in the previous century.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The centennials.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Shut up, you-now-older-than-me-Wesley!"

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