He died for the sins of all those on his list.
Does that make him sex offender Jesus?
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Saint of rapists and pedophiles. Or demon of? Even baddies need their guardians.
Famous neighbours reportedly include an assortment of billionaires, royals, and former politicians who spend their days sipping cocktails in the sunshine of plausible deniability.
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Should have put himself on his list.
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