A fan-made picture of hank hill sitting in his armchair in his house, holding up a photo of Rayquaza, a serpent-like Pokémon that is jade-colored. He is looking angry and saying, "Peggy, I'm telling you, these 'New Pokémon' are asinine! A 10 year old is supposed to catch them all, but this one, 'Rayquaza' is an actual god!"

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[–] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Arceus is the real God Pokemon.

Rayquaza is just protector of the earth, living in the Ozone

It fights alien Pokemon Deoxys and calms down Kyogre (creator and protector of the sea) and Groudon (protector and creator of the Land) when they got to fight each other (mainly because of humans)

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One could say that Rayquaza is the Avenger Pokemon 🤭

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Arceus is a capital G god. Any “one-of-a-kind” Pokémon representing an in-universe element or force could pass as a lowercase g god.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    One of them is a lawnmower.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I don't mind the lawnmower cause it's a poltergeist possessing various electronics. That's a pretty cool concept, even though I don't care for the designs themselves.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Maybe it's just nostalgia (even though I was already playing videogames when Pokémon R/B came out on GB), but 3rd generation Pokémon was really the best one. Creative and fun without being too wacky. Also, Gardevoir. 🤷😅

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Meanwhile, Bobby's outside playing in the tall grass pretending to be a Rattata.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "It's pronounced Arcanine, dad."

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago

    Hank: “Bobby, when I was little, we had 151 Pokémon, and that was plenty! We didn’t even have confirmation that Mew existed until maybe a decade later, and we were all so happy that we threw a party! Remember, Boomhauer?”

    Boomhauer: “Well I tell ya what man igottagetyaonthepokemonromhacksbecausebackthentheydidntknowgaddumnallaboutjapaneseso (chuckling) theyjustchangedthejapanesecharacterstoenglishones man andnobodycaredtheydjustsitthereonno$gbandmakeuppokemonnameslike ‘turt’ or ‘hors’ andwe’dalljustlikestumblethroughthebarelytranslatedgames tryingtofigureoutwhattodoman it was a joy to be included”

    Hank: “Yeah.”

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That "new" Pokemon debuted 24 years ago

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