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[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago

Fake: Anon realises that reactionaries are contradictory in their beliefs

Gay: Anon watches trans porn (it involves dressing up Blåhajs)

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Trans porn involving dressing up stuffed IKEA sharkies?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

In case you don’t believe the other guy: the ikea shark is somehow very loved in the trans community. To the point that almost every trans person I know owns at least one of these sharks.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Apparently that is because the colours are very similar to the trans flag colors. At least that's what I have been told by a trans person when I asked them about it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Apparently it's just because it happens to be the same colors as the trans pride flag.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Its also the patron saint of a Lemmy server

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know that. But there is Porn, meaning genitals are showing, WITH the little stuffed sharkies getting dressed up?

What am I saying, I have watched far weirder porn on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Why yes, absolutely.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

how's that gay? I was always told they're real women, so it can't possibly be gay, right?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

It's gay because it's queer.

Idc if the person got a dick or not; if she expresses herself as a girl, she's a girl.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Obsessed with IQ scores until Asians get better scores than whites

No no, that's always been their get out of jail free card for being called white supremacists. They'll paint Asian people as demigods and say "see, we aren't saying we're the best, we're just using science!"

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I really don't think most conservatives would become anti-car for even a second, even if they got run over but a giant truck.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

They're anti other people having cars.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They are anti-car in that they are instead pro-truck and SUV.

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Passiert halt, nech?

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Außer im femboy. 😏

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

They forgot the big one:

Claims to distrust The Media but mindlessly repeats word for word what they heard on TV, radio, social media, podcasts

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Biggest hypocrites on the planet

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Anti-crime until a relentless criminal enters the White House.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pro-christianity unless you actually have to do anything christian.

Pro-car unless it’s efficient or electric

Pro-feminism unless…nah, just against feminism.

Obsessed with IQ so they know who to ignore or mock.

Anti-science unless it’s tiktok fringe science

Anti-union and just blame the libs for any job losses.

Among others.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Real and gay

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