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Or my favorite quote from the article

"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

So it's actually in the mindset of human coders then, interesting.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

It's trained on human code comments. Comments of despair.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

We did it fellas, we automated depression.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

You're not a species you jumped calculator, you're a collection of stolen thoughts

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

We are having AIs having mental breakdowns before GTA 6

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Shit at the rate MasterCard and Visa and Stripe want to censor everything and parent adults we might not even ever get GTA6.

I'm tired man.

[-] [email protected] 268 points 5 days ago

Google replicated the mental state if not necessarily the productivity of a software developer

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 4 days ago

call itself "a disgrace to my species"

It starts to be more and more like a real dev!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

So it is going to take our jobs after all!

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Suddenly trying to write small programs in assembler on my Commodore 64 doesn't seem so bad. I mean, I'm still a disgrace to my species, but I'm not struggling.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Oh man, this is utterly hilarious. Narrowly funnier than the guy who vibe coded and the AI said "I completely disregarded your safeguards, pushed broken code to production, and destroyed valuable data. This is the worst case scenario."

[-] [email protected] 105 points 5 days ago

Is it doing this because they trained it on Reddit data?

[-] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago

That explains it, you can't code with both your arms broken.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

You could however ask your mom to help out....

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

If they did it on Stackoverflow, it would tell you not to hard boil an egg.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Someone has already eaten an egg once so I’m closing this as duplicate

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[-] [email protected] 134 points 5 days ago

I was an early tester of Google's AI, since well before Bard. I told the person that gave me access that it was not a releasable product. Then they released Bard as a closed product (invite only), to which I was again testing and giving feedback since day one. I once again gave public feedback and private (to my Google friends) that Bard was absolute dog shit. Then they released it to the wild. It was dog shit. Then they renamed it. Still dog shit. Not a single of the issues I brought up years ago was ever addressed except one. I told them that a basic Google search provided better results than asking the bot (again, pre-Bard). They fixed that issue by breaking Google's search. Now I use Kagi.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

I know Lemmy seems to very anti-AI (as am I) but we need to stop making the anti-AI talking point "AI is stupid". It has immense limitations now because yes, it is being crammed into things it shouldn't be, but we shouldn't just be saying "its dumb" because that's immediately written off by a sizable amount of the general population. For a lot of things, it is actually useful and it WILL be taking peoples jobs, like it or not (even if they're worse at it). Truth be told, this should be a utopic situation for obvious reasons

I feel like I'm going crazy here because the same people on here who'd criticise the DARE anti-drug program as being completely un-nuanced to the point of causing the harm they're trying to prevent are doing the same thing for AI and LLMs

My point is that if you're trying to convince anyone, just saying its stupid isn't going to turn anyone against AI because the minute it offers any genuine help (which it will!), they'll write you off like any DARE pupil who tried drugs for the first time.

Countries need to start implementing UBI NOW

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

Countries need to start implementing UBI NOW

It is funny that you mention this because it was after we started working with AI that I started telling one that would listen that we needed to implement UBI immediately. I think this was around 2014 IIRC.

I am not blanket calling AI stupid. That said, the AI term itself is stupid because it covers many computing aspects that aren't even in the same space. I was and still am very excited about image analysis as it can be an amazing tool for health imaging diagnosis. My comment was specifically about Google's Bard/Gemini. It is and has always been trash, but in an effort to stay relevant, it was released into the wild and crammed into everything. The tool can do some things very well, but not everything, and there's the rub. It is an alpha product at best that is being forced fed down people's throats.

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[-] [email protected] 90 points 5 days ago

AI gains sentience,

first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

Did we create a mental health problem in an AI? That doesn't seem good.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

One day, an AI is going to delete itself, and we'll blame ourselves because all the warning signs were there

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Isn't there an theory that a truly sentient and benevolent AI would immediately shut itself down because it would be aware that it was having a catastrophic impact on the environment and that action would be the best one it could take for humanity?

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Pretty sure Gemini was trained from my 2006 LiveJournal posts.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-m not going insane.

Same buddy, same

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago

Damn how’d they get access to my private, offline only diary to train the model for this response?

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

Next on the agenda: Doors that orgasm when you open them.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

"Look what you've done to it! It's got depression!"

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

i was making text based rpgs in qbasic at 12 you telling me i'm smarter than ai?

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Wonder what did they put in the system prompt.

Like there is a technique where instead of saying "You are professional software dev" you say "You are shitty at code but you try your best" or something.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Literally what the actual fuck is wrong with this software? This is so weird...

I swear this is the dumbest damn invention in the history of inventions. In fact, it's the dumbest invention in the universe. It's really the worst invention in all universes.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

But it's so revolutionary we HAD to enable it to access everything, and force everyone to use it too!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Great invention.. Just uses hooorribly wrong. The classic capitalist greed, just gotta get on the wagon and roll it on out so you don't mias out on a potential paycheck

[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

I once asked Gemini for steps to do something pretty basic in Linux (as a novice, I could have figured it out). The steps it gave me were not only nonsensical, but they seemed to be random steps for more than one problem all rolled into one. It was beyond useless and a waste of time.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Turns out the probablistic generator hasn't grasped logic, and that adaptable multi-variable code isn't just a matter of context and syntax, you actually have to understand the desired outcome precisely in a goal oriented way, not just in a "this is probably what comes next" kind of way.

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