And, if he'd lost the coin toss, he would have decided he should flip again, because that one didn't count.

Why is this man speaking in 3rd person?

50% of the time he's right every time

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Good to see people staying in touch with their family members

Until the end i was expecting him to text someone he's been in a long standing feud with over conservation of momentum

Even Harvey Dent needs some lovin now and again.

There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao

My dead brain was doing the physics wondering about frames of reference and the speed of the coin. I figured it out. It will always land on heads.

Hahaha I should text my ex :x

Okay, best three out of five.

...is this meme the sign I needed?

Wasn't there a movie about this?

Better than the other version of Russian Roulette.

the crazy ones get you there

Must be Tuesday.

Was it the guy's job to move trains?

All I could think while reading is that this man has ventured too far into a stranger's personal space. I suppose that's why I'd never live somewhere like NY or LA, affordability aside. I don't want strangers that close to me constantly.