If it were any two of us on day 100 we would be so deep in some obscure struggle session we'd be like "go away we're not done arguing".
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indoor cars struggle session let's go
cars shouldn't be outdoors, therefore the only logical place for them is indoors
All beds will be those sick racecar beds under socialism.
The left wants to take away your big beds with your beautiful wives smh
This is not your big bed. This is not your beautiful wife. How did we get here?
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it's for their own safety, and ours. Any cars found outdoors should be captured, spayed, and impounded.
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If it were any two of us on day 100 we would be so deep in some obscure struggle session we'd be like "go away we're not done arguing".
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I would not trust the dude to not put me in the cube with a plant who walks out on day 99 just to watch me break down for the views
Reality TV brain's byproducts made "influencers" like him over time, so it's pretty likely he would do that for clicks.
10000% there is a catch
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Is this even a question? Mr beast knows a lot of people have roommates, right? Who have to live with each other much longer than 3 months??
I would do this shit in a heartbeat like god damn. Fuck rich people for making a game out of my life but I'll take literally 25 years of income in exchange for 100 slightly awkward days
Oh the "if one of you leaves you both lose" is how he'd fuck me
You don't live 2400 hours at a stretch with your roommate with zero breaks or outtimes, bro. I doubt you can even live with your SO that long without going out once. Even those in jail get to go out of the room every day.
IIRC there is a popular folk tale about this. A king was exasperated with his princess who got down bad for some peasant, so he locked both of them together in a room for a month and when they came out both of them had nothing but abject hatred towards each other.
I would have 0 problem with living like this, it's called "ignore each other" lol
I will get so much fucking sleep back.
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It seems easy but for the clickbait views mr beast always does some dumb shit to annoy the contestant or make it 10x harder than it needs to be. I'd imagine they will make it hard to sleep/concentrate or some other dumb method to speed the process up.
Those lights may never go off. Not like bazingas like MrBeast value sleep much.
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So much of that creepy saccharine ghoul's antics involve flicking his pocket change at the peasants to see them scramble and perform for him.
This is Rockefeller shit all over again. 
100 days doing nothing for a guaranteed $250k seems kinda easy tbh, biggest concern I'd have is whether the second person is a fool or not because like 14 weeks is fucking nothing.
You sure? I feel like this is really difficult unless somebody already like literally never goes outside and never opens their curtains for weeks at a time
I've gone like actual months without leaving the house and even this I couldn't handle. No privacy, obnoxious lighting that'll trigger a migraine in a heartbeat, no entertainment. Just sitting day after day staring at the wall because the stranger and you had a falling out on day 2.
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What if we get Mr beast to lock himself in a room with Jake Paul and say whoever makes it from now on will be the only content creator on YouTube. Then we just never let them out and turn off the Livestream.
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i hate this, and i also hate that my answer is "yes"
i'm going to choose not to hate that my answer is yes, capitalism has my sorry ass trained for nothing less than feel miserable all the time, might as well get a house out of the deal y'know
Would you shoot mr beast for fifty bucks?!?
no i'm genuinely asking, would you? hmu
If your source of entertainment is putting people through misery to test how desperate they are for money then I don't give a fuck about whatever good PR he may have, he's a ghoul.
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So it's just a soft prison and you come out richer? I could afford the therapy I need after something like this, as well as the therapy I likely need already.
i just want to know if there's anything to do
Not even prison this shit is jail
The $500k is a lie
nah, id have to interact with mrbeast and id rather die than do that.
that immediately tells you how much he would make from it. Probably 5 times that amount. Plus he would probably find some real abhorrent people to do it, like people who don't shower or something.
the youtubers.
He sucks so much lol
I TRAPPED MY SUBSCRIBERS IN A ROOM, AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT IS TO GET THE KEY SURGICALLY IMPLANTED INTO THEIR LEGS!
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Yeah, actually this seems like a dream for me, would be a super easy win as long as the other person doesn't get tired of me. Can I actually just move in, without the cameras?
I'm gonna do this because if you lock me in a room for 100 days with someone either we fuck endlessly or kill each other. Either way it will be unmonetisable
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For half a mil sure but I'd need some books and a stationary bike to keep from going nuts.
Actually fuck it human sized hamster wheel
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Japan has been doing these type of 'game shows' for decades.
The west is just now catching up , see The Eggplant show.
Depends, what months will this take place? If it's November and December then count me in, this sounds way better than spending the holidays with my family
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No Exit by Sartre.
That’s the comment.
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