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[–] 50 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Ecoli has a right to that territory, it has a right to defend itself.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is to fuck with his trial, right?

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    Last time I got food poisoning, I was thinking "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies."

    Now, I stand corrected on that.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago

    noooo bibi don't shit yourself to death ohhhh noooo

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago

    Comrade Salmonella, take my power! spirit-bomb

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  • [+] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
    [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter, you say?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    how are you feeling? kind of under the weather? like you've got the flu? jesse-wtf that would be the Ricin I gave you

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Netanyahu was fitted with a pacemaker in 2023 and last December he had his prostate removed after he was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection.

    mfer is doing ethnic cleansing on his own organs, genocide truly is his calling

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    timmy-pray oh please let netanSShartu shart himself to death

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Food-based Pathogens: Sorry, but the genocide WILL stop!

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    "Suffers" food poisoning? Pal I'm having a great time here

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It would’ve been so funny if Benny boy shit himself to death

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  • Salmonella is Hamas

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  • Are they sure it was from food?

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 year ago

    Wouldn't it be poetic if he was taken out with Polonium like he took out Arafat?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    chanting Poop your pants! Poop your pants! meow-bounce

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  • Can he just die? There are days when life's tantalizing but only one day when he's dying

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  • [+] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    Sometimes I like diarrhea.

    I hope he grows taste buds in his asshole.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    Im sorry for the food no one or anything should be eaten by that demon

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    Oh for fucks sake can't we get some actual good news like the dollar has collapsed entirely the Zionist state attempted to launch the Sampson option but were defeated from attacking [checks notes] Europe with their nuclear missiles by sheer incompetence and have instead imploded but somehow the Palestinian people forgive the isntrealies their sins and say let's just live together in peace even tho low key y'all are assholes

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    infinite Leongatha beef wellingtons on the zionist entity

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    🙏 wish for the worst bro

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    By any chance, has he eaten fugu lately?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Bibi tontine where

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    In the words of an ancient albino black sheep video:

    "Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca pee pee, Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca poo poo" (don't look it up its racist AF, you were warned)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Hold on did he eat the one for putin?... Checking. No, all good. putins is not in yet.

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