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They would just divorce each other and become even more powerful
Fuck I hadn't considered self replicating divorces.
They'd merge into one giant racist divorce man and who wants that??
What do you think marriage entails exactly
That they merge together like Voltron. It's why poly people are so powerful.
Poly is the U-238 of romance, extremely powerful but also extremely unstable and prone to split in half with the slightest neutral influence.
What's the poly variation of the demon core
where's the badpost? think of the multiplicative power of all their "wife bad" sentiments but instead it's being directed to the only people who find them funny.
There's no way they'd ever willingly marry someone so unpleasant. There's also no way that thought would in turn give them an epiphany about their own behaviour.
These will be arranged marriages
Well I think they would fix each other
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