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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

"It's really the jews fault for making that hitler fella so mad!"

[-] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago

The Onion never used to "get me". It was funny and absurd and easy to recognize.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The state of the world is such that my standard operating procedure is to always check for the onion at the foot of a post

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

The worst bit is its not any less absurd.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I definitely nibbled this one before reading the community.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I hate any prominent onion flavor in my food, and it took me awhile to taste this one.

I miss the days when onion articles were less like reality.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

They were being antisemitic.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Wow, I fell for this one

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Prove to me that it didn't happen

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

“Scrubs” or “cleanses?” I’m pretty confident I know which word Hitler Jr. would use.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't be suprised if this happens

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Just giving them ideas at this point. I think the concept of satire needs to take a rest for a few years.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Almost made a bhaji of this dang onion.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Just a sprinkle a day!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

ADL is suspiciously silent

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I'm wondering if your username is actually misspelled intentionally

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I wish, I absolutely suck at typing in my phone, and I missed that typo

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