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[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Prove to me that it didn't happen

[-] [email protected] 33 points 21 hours ago

The Onion never used to "get me". It was funny and absurd and easy to recognize.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

The worst bit is its not any less absurd.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 23 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

I definitely nibbled this one before reading the community.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

I hate any prominent onion flavor in my food, and it took me awhile to taste this one.

I miss the days when onion articles were less like reality.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Wow, I fell for this one

[-] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Almost made a bhaji of this dang onion.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago

They were being antisemitic.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

“Scrubs” or “cleanses?” I’m pretty confident I know which word Hitler Jr. would use.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

I wouldn't be suprised if this happens

[-] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Just giving them ideas at this point. I think the concept of satire needs to take a rest for a few years.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Just a sprinkle a day!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

ADL is suspiciously silent

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I'm wondering if your username is actually misspelled intentionally

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I wish, I absolutely suck at typing in my phone, and I missed that typo

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