The Onion never used to "get me". It was funny and absurd and easy to recognize.
The worst bit is its not any less absurd.
Almost made a bhaji of this dang onion.
Ate it. :(
got me
I definitely nibbled this one before reading the community.
I hate any prominent onion flavor in my food, and it took me awhile to taste this one.
I miss the days when onion articles were less like reality.
Wow, I fell for this one
They were being antisemitic.
“Scrubs” or “cleanses?” I’m pretty confident I know which word Hitler Jr. would use.
I wouldn't be suprised if this happens
Just giving them ideas at this point. I think the concept of satire needs to take a rest for a few years.
Just a sprinkle a day!
ADL is suspiciously silent
I'm wondering if your username is actually misspelled intentionally
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