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[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 years ago

If it smells like poop everywhere you go, check under your own shoe.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Also try wiping your ass. Or better yet, invest in a bidet.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Bidet gang Woop woop

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

It's capitalism!

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Joke's on you, all my relationships have been successful.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This sounds like one of those old demotivational poster.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even people who are the problem need to vent. Sometimes I’m just there for my imperfect friends/family.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This is true too. And then comes the delicate art of leading that person to the realisation that changing their behaviour would solve their problems.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Sign of middling to poor hydration.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Absolutely not /r/hydrohomies
...
Shit, how do i quickly link to lemmy communities?

[-] bdonvr 10 points 2 years ago

[email protected]

On the website just type an exclamation and start typing, it'll suggest communities.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Listening to fellow Linux users do nothing but rant about Windows 24/7

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

And now you're doing it about Linux users. You already made an entire thread about it this morning.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I forgot Windows existed tbh, I live in my own little Linux bubble.

I rant about Linux instead.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

See you have a healthy mind. You don't obsess over a program you don't even use!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of all the people posting about reddit on lemmy. I'm not wasting my time thinking about a dead platform.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not wasting my time thinking about a dead platform.

Reminds me of all the people posting about reddit on lemmy.

Rent free.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Real Linux users only rant about X/Wayland.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Is 24/7 the newest version from Microsoft?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

So your point is Linux users are what's wrong with Windows?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

No, there is plenty wrong with windows on its own. But sometimes Linux users is what is holding Linux back.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

*me wondering how I'm the problem with something I don't use*

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

If I don't piss gold then why are they called golden showers?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Fuck, he's got us.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I was walking past a parked cat at the hospital the other day, and the driver was all pissed because they put one of those violation stickers on it, and she was just dropping off food. It was parked in an intersection. In the crosswalk. Under the "No Stopping For Any Reason" sign. At a children's hospital. I didn't have a lot of sympathy for her.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I spent my drunk youth listening to these people and my conclusion is they basically all got fucked, metaphorically or literally, by something, honestly. People don't just turn self-destructive by themselves

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Very much so. But dumping on people who are not well is easy. So much so that it seems like an international competition. Glad to see some people still have empathy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Best I can hope is to help get them in the habit of asking "but why do I think this?"

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