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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
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Glad that u liked it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Country girl make do

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I am my father's son, cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I don't get the "cause he's a phantom" line. His father's ghostly nature is what caused him to become a father? His mysteriousness impregnated a lady?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!"

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Same. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There's not a bad thing about it!!

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I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Don't step on my corn." ?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nope.

"Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain" ๐Ÿ˜ด

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I thought it was "We only exist because of HFCS subsidies, our only claim to fame is 'Slipknot is from here'"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It really should be:

Iowa

A place to stay

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I kinda like this version of the midwest though.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Tow a bitch

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

All I know

All I owe

I owe I-o-way

https://youtu.be/UdcPF9-fPws

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein...

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