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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, the long awaited sequel to Tim Apple.

[-] [email protected] 196 points 2 days ago

This is easily explained.

Donald Trump has dementia.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago

But media won't harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we'd have a million articles by now.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

Mainstream media has a fuckton of culpability here.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago

And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

No, it's syphilitic brain damage.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

One doesn't exclude the other.

[-] [email protected] 130 points 2 days ago

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It’s what plants crave !

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Must be soon. Crocs have been in fashion for a while.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this ~~joke~~ reference

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

It'll be Trumpade

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

RFK's worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game...

Edit: Missed a letter and link

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

ChatGPT enters the chat

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber...

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[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago

Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Mr. Japannibal Lector

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

We're like a department store to shop in the United States, and you'll pay a 25% tariff

That's not how any of that works.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

A mind as sharp as a sharpie.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Sharpie enough to control hurricanes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The power to relocate Alabama by drawing a weiner with a marker.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it's relatively small size.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The president of the united states and commander in chief, perfect representation of his nation!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I wonder what he's thinking when he says "Ms. Universe"

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm not a fan of the headline.

Peanut butter is useful.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

mr japan sounds like a bodybuilder nme.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Still way better than what USA has right now ....

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.

We already have "Miss Germany" etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Senile leader

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The two people in charge of the US government---Beavis and Butthead---sure are some queer fellas.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME "MR. AMERICA". They will GIVE ME "NOBEL" PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES". They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Well I'm gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ask the magic EIGHT BELL.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Thanks Mr. Orange man!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Put my dick in your mouth, Donnie. It’ll block you from saying stupid shit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I get the sentiment, but still....

ewww

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Comedy genius

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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