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[–] 196 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is easily explained.

Donald Trump has dementia.

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  • [–] 131 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

    You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

    The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

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  • [–] 106 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    We're like a department store to shop in the United States, and you'll pay a 25% tariff

    That's not how any of that works.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A mind as sharp as a sharpie.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I'm not a fan of the headline.

    Peanut butter is useful.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wonder what he's thinking when he says "Ms. Universe"

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Comedy genius

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    The two people in charge of the US government---Beavis and Butthead---sure are some queer fellas.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.

    We already have "Miss Germany" etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Ah yes, the long awaited sequel to Tim Apple.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME "MR. AMERICA". They will GIVE ME "NOBEL" PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES". They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Thanks Mr. Orange man!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Put my dick in your mouth, Donnie. It’ll block you from saying stupid shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The president of the united states and commander in chief, perfect representation of his nation!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    mr japan sounds like a bodybuilder nme.

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