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[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 131 points 1 year ago

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It’s what plants crave !

[-] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 year ago

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

It'll be Trumpade

[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

RFK's worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game...

Edit: Missed a letter and link

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this ~~joke~~ reference

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

ChatGPT enters the chat

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber...

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

True, but I honestly think a significant number of people will naturally gravitate towards whatever's easier, offloading their own critical thinking skills.

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Must be soon. Crocs have been in fashion for a while.

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