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[-] [email protected] 131 points 3 days ago

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

It’s what plants crave !

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Must be soon. Crocs have been in fashion for a while.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this ~~joke~~ reference

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

It'll be Trumpade

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

RFK's worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game...

Edit: Missed a letter and link

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

ChatGPT enters the chat

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

True, but I honestly think a significant number of people will naturally gravitate towards whatever's easier, offloading their own critical thinking skills.

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