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Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan' (www.rawstory.com)
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME "MR. AMERICA". They will GIVE ME "NOBEL" PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES". They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Well I'm gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Ask the magic EIGHT BELL.

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