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Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan' (www.rawstory.com)
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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

A mind as sharp as a sharpie.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Sharpie enough to control hurricanes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The power to relocate Alabama by drawing a weiner with a marker.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it's relatively small size.

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