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[-] [email protected] 143 points 3 days ago

Says someone whose urinary tract is combined with reproductive organs

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

do people really think that's particularly terrible? if anything i quite appreciate the ability to flush out the pipes

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

If you think about it, organs that serve dual purpose for excretion and sex is disgusting. You're doing oral where pee also comes out. Most people don't think this is terrible because speciesm. We think possessing anus hanging over one's face is disgusting. But if snails could talk, they would say it is disgusting to have sex where your organs also just peed.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

but poo is actually nasty, it has pathogens and is intensely revolting to most people

whereas pee is fairly inoffensive and mostly just becomes gross by association with gross people or by sitting around for days on end so bacteria can fester in it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You’re doing oral where pee also comes out.

Different canals, at least for females, but in close proximity, yes.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

You don't know me

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

I was almost mentioning that.

By Darwin, Huxley and Haldane: why are our playgrounds the same organs as the garbage ducts? Why???

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

i guess because the urethra is prone to urinary tract infections so it's kept away from the bacteria-expunger and put with the Goal Of All Evolution device

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Urine probably also helps flush things out too, so you don't need to deal with as many infections from bacteria who also want a share of the nutrient slime gametes get.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

You want wet? I got just the spot!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Humans would be more humble if our anus was on our forehead

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Trump has it in the face below the nose.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Believers: God exists, look at the wondrous complexity and beauty of life!

Snails:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That’s exactly what one of His creations would say. God bless you, friend!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I used to had snails. They do poop on their faces all the time.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago

Idk if this anatomy is accurate for terrestrial snails too, but to be fair for aquatic snails the turds float away immediately.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

1000095016

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Looks efficient enough.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

„Darm“ is German for "intestines“ that’s the Weinbergschnecke, or Roman/Borgundy/Edible snail in English. They breathe where they shit….

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

What a nasty fate...and yet people put them in their mouth.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

They’re actually quite delicious! And tender! People who say that their consistency is "like chewing gum" never actually ate them. They’re super tender like the most tender filet you’ve ever had. And it they only taste of the compound butter they’re served with.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They might taste like all gods have a party in my mouth, I'd still prefer to not eat them. Not judging your food or eating-habits, but I just hate eating disgusting stuff 😁

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Understandable. I try to eat everything that won’t kill me 👄

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Lol, well if you had not, we didn't have had this convo 😁

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

Great now you got me googling "snail anus"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

If they’re in water the poop actually just floats over their head like a hat

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's a crappy hat...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You should see how they lay eggs. Lots of people find it cursed but I like it. I’m partial to snails, i have a pet snail named Gail

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

headcrap

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I'll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/BckqviVaWl0

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

What did I just watch 😵‍💫

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Maybe they can pull back their head into the shell before opening the floodgates.

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