Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
Dickpic
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your
ok 😉
None of you people are funny and I hate you
don't got one :P
Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN
I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.
Right here? In front of my Canada day?
He's holding it upside down
I will report it to the shitpost police
ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?
spoiler
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
thx bro
i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
What a nice tail your cock has!
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
Oh no I was off by a decimal point punish me please daddy (sent ya $40, I appreciate ya)
I.... I WAS KIDDING!
Can't blackmail if I just say its a deepfake
taps head
thanks bro
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.
Thanks bro.
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
3==>,
Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.
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