When C++ changes your gender.
Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
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- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
All programmers are secretly femboys.
Huh. I should probably shave this beard.
No,no. leave it on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I thought that was Rust's job! Rust can only be mastered by trans women and femboys.
I thought that was a joke while I was learning Rust, but then it actually happened to me :3
what about haskell!?!?
what's a gender?
A gender in DEEZ NUTS!!
... Did I do it right?
Not exactly but the enthusiasm is there.
I'm not even there yet, I'm just trying to resolve my IDE configuration issues
Me irl spending an hour trying to figure out why vscode reformats pasted code by 2 spaces when I've set 4 spaces for indent as the default.... so I could write ten lines of code (as a hobbyist)...
SPACES FOR INDENTS???!? 😤
You're one of these pre-incrementers? smh
My manager was helping me debug someone else's embedded firmware and the first thing he did was change the Keil preferences from tabs to spaces :/
Me:
- Need to debug a program
- Debugger doesn't work
- Need to debug the debugger
- ...
- Look at a hardware bug in the CPU that breaks ptrace syscall /s
- Go find a bucket of sand.
I'm not even even there yet, I am still installing my 37th loading bar plugin
I'm confused.
It's an anime meme or something, no idea why it's in this community.
its both, a meme about having to debug c++ code i guess
"lexicon.obj : error LNK2019: unresolved external symbol "void __cdecl Error(class std::basic_string,class std::allocator >)" (?Error@@YAXV?$basic_string@DU?$char_traits@D@std@@V?$allocator@D@2@@std@@@Z) referenced in function "private: void __thiscall Vector::checkRange(int,char const *)" (?checkRange@?$Vector@UcharT@Lexicon@@@@AAEXHPBD@Z)" 😭
Good luck!
Anime source btw: OreGairu
I'm currently in dependency hell trying to compile a zip formatted react native program I've been given
try don't
Good meme, cheers
I wish I was doing passion projects