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C++ Meme (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm not even there yet, I'm just trying to resolve my IDE configuration issues

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me irl spending an hour trying to figure out why vscode reformats pasted code by 2 spaces when I've set 4 spaces for indent as the default.... so I could write ten lines of code (as a hobbyist)...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

SPACES FOR INDENTS???!? 😤

You're one of these pre-incrementers? smh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My manager was helping me debug someone else's embedded firmware and the first thing he did was change the Keil preferences from tabs to spaces :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not even even there yet, I am still installing my 37th loading bar plugin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Me:

Need to debug a program
Debugger doesn't work
Need to debug the debugger
...
Look at a hardware bug in the CPU that breaks ptrace syscall /s
Go find a bucket of sand.