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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

but it's not free I'm paying for it

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Mice die in mouse traps because I buy the 'humane' ones then forget to check them for weeks, leading to much greater cruelty than normal ones.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I had an issue with mice a couple of years ago, and it came to blows. I am not proud to say that I committed some horrific atrocities to mouse-kind that will haunt me for the rest of my days.

That said, legends of my brutality must have spread because I haven't had a mouse issue in years.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

We had an issue with mice coming inside at our old house. But we had 7 cats, so the problem was I would come into the kitchen in the morning to find blood streaks on the floor where the cats had their fun with the latest intruder. Then I had to dispose of the body. So I never had to partake in the cruelty myself, but I had to deal with its aftermath.

The mice never seemed to figure out that ours was a house of death. But we had a really cool exterminator that wouldn't try to up-sell us on stuff. He always gave us good advice on dealing with various pests. He helped us find the places where the mice were getting in the house and seal them. That's the best solution if you can do it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Otherwise, what's the plan once you catch them?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Drive far away and release them?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Drive to Alberta and release them.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

So long as it's not rats, I'm cool with it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Considering the urban sprawl here that would make it someone else's problem, not cool

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

It’s been a minute since I’ve seen one of these “Socialism is when Capitalism” switcharoos.

[-] [email protected] 109 points 1 day ago

MICE DIE IN MOUSE TRAPS BECAUSE A METAL BAR SLAMS DOWN AND BREAKS THEIR NECKS.

THE SAME THING HAPPENS WITH POLICE BRUTALITY.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Realpolitik

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[-] [email protected] 150 points 1 day ago

The explanation given in the picture condemns capitalism, not socialism.

Capitalism is the system that assumes actors work in their own rational self interest. It's when capitalism gives "free stuff" that people need to worry about the hidden cost.

The transaction in this case is that the mouse trades its life for a chance of getting food. But, as is typical for capitalism, the person who offers the transaction is intentionally concealing its true cost, making it impossible for the mouse to make any rational decision.

The person who originally made that meme seems to believe that socialism simply means "free stuff". But a mouse trap baited with food is an absolutely textbook example of capitalism.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

capitalism will you give me free social media

for increased social bandwidth with friends?

yesssssss

actually creates a hellhole of ad supported data theft, harassment, misinformation, and networks of abuse

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Until I got to your comment I actually thought I had read capitalism. I just thought it was the "if it's free, you're the product".

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

if you don't already own capital, everything you buy is paid for with your labor/body/self.

every day we give over small pieces of ourselves just to live in a world that someone else created.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

mice don't pay taxes dumbass

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

How do you know?! Maybe mice do pay taxes! Maybe mice are secretly the illuminati too!!……BIRDS AREN'T REAL THEY'RE JUST GOVERNMENT DRONES!!!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The Mouse paid 1.33 billion in income tax alone last year.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Step 1. Mice should rise up against their human oppressors

Step 2. Obtain free Cheeze

Step 3. ???

Step 4. "All mouse equal, Some mouse more equal than others."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I see you moved past communism and straight into Leninism,

That means step three is "lose an election".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Over never had peanut butter fail - it's usually successful in under 10 minutes.

Also I'm smarter than a fucking mouse; I can read, for one thing. Unlike whoever buys into this kind of propaganda.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Mice die in mousetraps because they need the cheese to live, and have no control over the means in which the metal bar clamps down

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some of them are even smart enough to figure it out after seeing another mouse die, and can disarm the traps by dropping things on it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

From my experience, it’s more like they let one die and the rest feast off of the dead one. We had a well house that was infested with mice. I’d set several traps up a night, come back the next day, all tripped and just bones left in the trap. Pretty mind blowing.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think that's rats. Mice are a bit dumber.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

as someone who had rattos, they are wicked smart. THey can be litter trained, and can be taught tricks. I saw a video or article or some such that ratties like driving around in little motorised cars. It was cute as fuck.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Rats seem super cool to have as pets, but honestly, I couldn't take having a pet with a lifespan of ~2 years. It'd break me.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yup. I loved my boys with all my heart (still do tbh), but the 2-4 year life span (4 if you're SUPER lucky) is just too short :( I won't get anymore rattos because fo that.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Meanwhile, people voting for Trump because they think they’re going to get $500 of cheddar during tax season.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Look I had this dream about Jesus not coming back until we ate the giant wheel of cheese that they rolled in front of his tomb now we just gotta find the right cheese

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Mix some oats into the peanut butter and roll into a marble sized ball. Much easier to handle and mold onto the traps trigger assembly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

good tip but id want to eat it myself

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Yes, their necks.

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

Don't mice eat free all their lives? It's their nature. Humans decide to kill them based on "My cheese!"

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

yeah. it is not that "mice don't understand why the cheese is free". they don't understand the concept of ownership or money to begin with

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

Capitalism: and we can charge them for the cheese, too!

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

capitalism: no cheese, just the trap and the promise that some day you might be able to afford cheese

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Also please sign up for a free account to our service!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

yea, if you're dumb enough to think that reading a book can "turn" someone gay, then of course you're going to think libraries are traps that will kill you. republicans are so fucking stupid

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Lol capitalism is good because they move would pay for the cheese

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Ironically, the closest thing I can think of to this concept actually applying in humans would be "free" internet stuff that is actually funded by advertising and personal data harvesting, which is unrelated to socialism but does describe the place that original post looks to have come from.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Also I'd rather give up peanut butter and eat the cheese

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Stop funding the military then.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

i’m working on it

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