Tape a note on the neck, back, or shoulders of one of his staffers. He will probably find it while groping them.
Rock through the window with a message tied to it
Also like the joke here is that yall are libs, I know that isnt true and yall are great.
But if I can somehow get to call him Fredo to his face somehow I'll fuckin do it in a heartbeat
He is unironically good friends with Adam Friedland so if you can connect with the bug you might be able to reach him.
number? i have the number of bullets he'll get when he goes against the wall, if that's what you're looking for?
You have to speak his language. ~~Bribe him~~ donate to his campaign.
You're thinking of his brother, Andrew
Ah, my bad.
write it upside-down in a toilet bowl near his residence. he'll see next time he gets thirsty.
Wrap it around a check, with an AIPAC return address on the mailing envelope.
bury it in under a plate of GABAGOOL
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