My favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.
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I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.
Texans can't.
Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don't.
So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.
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Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!
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What a lame thing to be proud of
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Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.
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Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.
Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level
lol
Sincerely, Australia; where two states are bigger than Alaska, and all but 2 states and 1 of 2 real internal territories are bigger than itty-bitty Texas.
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laughs in Western Australian
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Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.
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You assume I give a shit about the state where I live.
My province is bigger than your state
In 2145 the competition between the two states takes a violent turn as the cyberpolarbear division meets the mechacowboys in brutal mechanized combat, fighting in the sweltering heat among the gaint sand dunes in the deserts of Anchorage.
Oh yeah? Well my state is blue.
(Aka not considered a shithole state)
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Interesting, TIL. My intuition when looking at maps somehow had me wrongly estimate California as larger than Texas. But Alaska is of course in a league of its own.
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my state of despair
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