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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Finally, a proper vegan burger.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Is this what passes for lunchmeat in England?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Beans on toast?

Checks out. Especially for the crazy people that refer to all sliced bread as toast, whether it's toasted or not.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

When life gives you baked beans and gelatin

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You make proper vegan burger Patty's.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Probably minus the gelatine!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Substitute it with silicone.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Baked jelly beans?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You know, I was going to say "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created" but know the fuck what? That's proof there is no God.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Jelly-beans!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Interesting take on baked beans. It will definitely make "beans on toast" less messy. Self-made or is that a real product?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This seems to be from the TikToks, so no. Not real.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If it is home-made and solves the users problem, fine with that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If a solution for the bean-to-glue ratio can be found, I am also fine with that.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Let me think... Heinz Beans are roughly half beans and half tomato sauce. You only need to thicken the tomato sauce, so you'll need half the amount of gelatin that you would need to stabilize water or juice. They come in leaves here, six to stabilize 500ml liquid. A tin of beans is 415g, so it is about 210ml sauce, thus it would require 2-3 leaves of gelatin, or 7-10g of gelatin powder. I'd go to 3 leaves or 10g, just to get a nice stable product, as one has also consider to counteract the (hidden) acidity of the sauce, too.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Polyvinyl acetate would probably give a better texture and has been kid approved for decades.

Still, I am super curious to see if actual gelatin would work, so thanks for computing the ratios for a (theoretically) stable product.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Polyvinyl acetate

That would be a bit tough and chewy, don't you agree?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's all about presentation, my friend. If we are going to make our millions off of this product before it starts to roll off of people's TikTok feeds, we need to move quick.

If we repackage PVA into a sales point for preschool nostalgia, we got it made.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You guys ever just go and eat a slab of beans?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just like mom used to buy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I need to know what the box says

BA (?)
BE (beans, probably)
SL (slab, probably)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Baked beans slices?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
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