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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but what is FFS?

I only know it as For Fucks Sake, but I don't think that is what you meant here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have to wait 90 seconds for the hot water to arrive at my kitchen sink. The house is on a slab foundation, so I have no clue how the pipes are routed, but my guess is the zig-zagged them all around the foundation just for the fun of it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There's a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh....

Well you're fucked then

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that's pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like they need belts...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Basically the sensor is interacting with the quantum particle by measuring where it is before the slit. This collapses the wave function of the particle, causing it to appear at one point in space. Since the particle is collapsed to a point before the slit, it travels through only one of the slits and impacts the screen. Since it is just a single point particle now, there is no wave to interfere with the particle and create multi-line wave pattern, so we just see two straight lines on the screen that match up with the slits.

The sensor performing the measurement is the observer in this case. No living creature is needed to observe the particle to make it collapse. It's simply just, quantum particles are just wave functions up until the point that they have to collapse to a particle because it has interacted with something (a screen or a sensor or anything). That is about the limit of my understanding at least

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Information security professionals hate this one trick...

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