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Tag yourself. I am stuck in backed-up traffic in Lenin Tunnel in my state-funded BYD in our mandatory polycule/carpool.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

I'm escorting Chris Matthews to the guillotine in Democratic Centralism Park

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Unless he's first sent to Rikers Island Gulag where everyday a select number of the bourgeoises will be crossing the thinly iced east river.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I'll watch from Dead Billionaire Row, shout of you want some help or popcorn

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Abortion clinic

Abortion clinic

Abortion clinic

Holy fuck lmaooooooooo

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

Ho Chi Minhdtown lmao

[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Great post.

Ho Chi Minhdtown

chefs-kiss

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

I work in a worker owned Guitar repair shop in Sankara Heights

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

One Dead Vanderbilt Building

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

I'm in North Korea Town working at the propaganda emporium.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

I'm assuming Staten Island isn't depicted because it's been rightfully sunk into the ocean

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

I am blazing phat doinks (4 at a time) at the Antifa Mutual Aid Gardens all day and collecting my huge government handouts.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

I'm using the public bathroom built on ground zero of dead billionaires row. RIP

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Brokelyn more like Wokelyn

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Mom says it's my turn to make this joke next time

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

comedian I'm here all night

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

I’m living in West(has fallen) village.

It seems peaceful. I can feel safe knowing nothing will happen.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

still no subway expansion smdh...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Going to the Hasan Piker Turkish Cultural Center in South Brat Summeria

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

don't make me move to nyc just so i can get a mandatory polycule

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Buying a penthouse in New Pyongyang

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I live in Europe but I wish I could say I'm a proud inhabitant of Brat Summeria

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I don't Bratice Summeria kelly

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why is there still a Church Ave? Don't they know Christianity is going to be punishable by death?

Also I'm hanging out in the Mash'allah Marshlands and becoming a Big person.

Edit: Was supposed to say Bog person but this is fine too

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

i live in the sewers underneath lenin tunnel. dont ask me what me and my fellow ooze-dwellers are doing down there. it has nothing to do with turtles.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I'm definitely visiting Shawarma Valley!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

And west tahinistan!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

An opportunity was missed with the François Hollande Tunnel

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I'm confused, this was presumably made by a chud but there's a Jackson Hinkle memorial. Do they really think anyone likes that guy? On the plus side, him having a memorial would mean he's dead.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

It's from r/mapporncirclejerk, so I don't think it's necessarily made by a chud as it's a clear parody of what chuds believe. It's likely that the map maker included whatever left-wing and vaguely left-wing names to throw in the mix to maximize the troll potential.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

OK, I think it's hard to tell sometimes what's real chud stuff and what's a parody, but they did a good job of including things they'd be mad about.

(one big clue is that I doubt an actual chud would ever acknowledge the Nakba or even know about it)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Ya there are some pretty big clues, like some communist jokes I don't think a chud would even know about it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Democratic Centralism Park

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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