it takes 2 braincells to realize the CCP is 1984 incarnate

Fortunately if you have more than two braincells you'll be capable of figuring out this is bullshit

I'm as leftist as they come

loonies

Everyone that liberals dislike is mentally ill (and mentally ill people are contemptible and should be silent), a bedtime story by liberals and for liberals.

Great thread, love that when one user points out that "left as they come" here is a rabid racist another user posts this in defence:

this thread is just you stalking people and copying their comments. can you do me? maybe the one where i enjoy watching mobiks getting blown up in drone videos, that seemed to upset a few tankies

"You think you're tough? Huh? Huh? Why don't you read this thread where I said I can't cum unless I watch someone die? That'll show you!"

Edit: check out this peak redditor.

"I'm suspicious of you for not wanting porn on all."

TIL, leftism is when healthcare

They said it, they said 1984!

oooooh a left-com! ask them about lasagne

"I'm as leftist as they come" stinks of "as a black man"

Using the word "loonies" tells me that this person consumes mainstream right wing media, or spends their time in right wing spaces (full of people who are influenced by that media), which regularly refers to the left as the "looney left" as a result of british right media reviving the phrase lately.

Some other comments from this person:

“Healthcare leftism” = I just want more shares of the imperial spoil but those fucking tankies want to destroy the empire!!!!

I'm as left as they come AND

What refined social skills this person has! Quick question: what is the cause? Cause I know you're not talking about trying to get progress out of the ineffectual dems.

I actually have trouble IRL with people that sound like this because I have this reflex where I start wondering if they're fucking with me - as if I didn't understand their sarcasm. It's sort of like a cacophony of alarm bells in my head and my reaction is "no way you believe something so obtuse. How did you say so many bad things in a row?" I'll get sarcastic, dismissive, or annoyed.

I understand that I could be trapped in a western bubble… but really? I didn’t bother asking for a source because I’m sure the only source for that misinformation is the Kremlin.

Even as a lib I wanted more then that, how can a person think that's as left as it gets?

we want healthcare and equal rights

"As a labor aristocrat, I demand my fair share of the super profits looted from the global south!"

iM aS LeFt As iT gEtS, bUt...

This has got to be a bit account.

1984!

no more half measures walter

I feel bad for them, they probably meant well there... I see how hyperfixated some people get with laws. Like, what do "equal rights" even provide, if you don't get "equal conditions" in general? And how much power people actually have in your country if you have literally no practical way to get those things OP mentions? If your laws say pretty things but they are deliberately set up to not actually have any effect in practice and everybody is silent about that, then you definitely live in 1984 incarnate.

This is like a The Giver of Farenheit 451

look just pretend to be anti-china

be as ridiculous and shoehorning and upset as possible, bring up the topic at the most inopportune moments (ie: threads about food, animals, weather), use the cringiest lingo you can think of (TOO BAD CCP Xi JingPing chinazi shill) and just be really fucking dejected

it's great ammo for us and more importantly it's really funny

also use the same overtired stale reddit prefixes "As a X Y Z," or "I'm not X but"

This feels like literal Copypasta material...

the cause (posting on forums)