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[-] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

oh you don't know oranges. It may be a generic name but they have a very specific set of skills lol

Dog owners:

  • What a beautiful dog
  • His name is mister leopold dogus the third, I bought from the only breeder on north hemisphere and it cost me 168k dolars

Cat owners:

  • What a cute cat
  • it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat
[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat

Two of my adopted cat are being named "cat" in my language.

In my defence, vet need a name and i couldn't think of one.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

The vets that I have experienced tend to use the human's surname as the pet's surname. If that's the case with you also, it is humorous to imagine a cat's chart basically saying "Cat [your last name]"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I named my first ferret "Girl" and her sister "Yu". One of my turtles is named "Turtle". My creativity knows no bounds.

I did name my dog Sophie though, so one out of four could be worse.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

I’ll care about cat breeds when my cat starts showing that she cares about anything.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

We have a big, white, mixed breed dog. People ask us all the time if she's a Great Pyrenees, an English Cream, or what have you. She's a dog. 100% pure dog.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

one of the dogs of all time

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

That’s the best kind of dog.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

We had a farmyard crossed dog that lived for almost 17 years I called him a car-puk-eh because of his lifelong affliction with motion sickness.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Used to work at an animal shelter, and I can count on one hand the number of cats we'd ever had that were anything other than "D(S/L)H (color and pattern)" or "(pattern) Siamese"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Good! That means not too many breeders are interested in fucking up their health for the sake of some stupid feature.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Enough are though. Those poor munchkins are supper popular. And rag doll cats are bred to be almost idiots because some assholes thought it was cutentonhave a breed whose most distinct behave is flooping stupidly on the floor

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Domestic Short/Long Hair

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

At the shelter I volunteered at, they'd occasionally get a purebred, but they'd still advertise them as DLH (or whatever) because they didn't want to attract the type of adopter who cares about the breed.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well let's see, known cat breeds:

Orange, Tuxedo, Standard Issue, Void, Siamese (my parents had a flame point siamese that was weird), naked wrinkly cat, Fluffball.

Think that about covers it.

Edit: Oh yes, Torties and Calicos, and I forgot one I love: Tactical Issue! Some people think they're just sneaky cats. Nope! Grey and white stripes that blend in well with urban environments

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

There’s also spicy cats, which include wild cats and big cats.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Spicy cats are kind of scary tho

Especially when they're not very far away from you without a cage or glass between it and you

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

i'm pretty sure screamy baby is a cat breed

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Russian blue! AKA "grey cat".

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My cat is named cat. Best name for a cat

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

My dogs are purebred results of hot street corner love and 100% dog. Dunno what's inside, they're a good boy and girl. My little shelter kids.

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It's a dog brand dog world.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

A lot of people asks if my cat is a maine coon, because big and fluffy –but he doesn't have other features. I always answers that he's a bastard (meaning mixed origins).

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Mine's a bastard too. (though no mixed origins)

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On the other hand, I don't even know if there's a word for "mutt" with cats the way there is for generic mixed dogs. When I last moved and got a new vet, and they asked me what breed my cats were and I said I wasn't sure as they didn't have any "distinctive" breed and were shelter adopts, they pretty much just said "Domestic shorthair it is then". Not sure if that's something particular that's just common or a catch-all term.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

"Mongrel" is the word, but I've barely heard it used.

Pretty confident "domestic shorthair" is the "John Doe" of cat breeds.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Based on a dogs shape and coat, you can pretty easily determine the breed families in it. It's important to know since dog breeds are much more diverse due to their history with humans around the world—most have jobs bred into them. So it's still good to know if your dog has breeding in it that thrives on exercise or fetch jobs or that sort of thing. Most of those little dogs are for hunting small vermin and are savage fuckers, for example.

Cats it's mostly one size fits all with a random roll on personality stats.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Upvoting for Big Guy.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

My friend has a munchkin void. It can go from purr to hiss in a fraction of a second.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

That sounds like my mum's cat. She was a feral, left on the doorstep of the pub.

She'll hiss and growl at everything, but you just distract her with a toy, then it's all purrs and snuggles.She has a weird obsession with licking faces, which evolved from biting faces.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

As someone who prefers licks, this is good progress

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I have never had my eskie mistaken for a husky, it's always either a Pomeranian or a Samoyed.

That being said I do also have an orange braincell, a void, a tortie and a good girl.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

This is so true ​:blobcat_bigsob:​

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I've had a ragdoll, a bengal, and a bunch of "American Shorthair"s.

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