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[-] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I've lived both, am fully addicted to my phone, and genuinely believe we were better off then.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

That lucky guy gets to own his things!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

How big are your pockets?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

WTF, dude, get out of my pocket!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Is think this is the most pedantic comment section I've seen so far

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And technically most of it would fit inside your butt. There just isn't a market for butt phones.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

They called prison phones

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I'd call that

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Enlightening

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The single CD amongst all that analog media seems so much like an anachronism that I had to look it up. The CD standard was published in 1980 and it was commercially available in the US in 1983 but it took until 1992 for CD sales to surpass cassette tape sales.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

The Walkman and other tape players were so much superior to CD players for portability and convenience. Batteries lasted a lot longer for portable tape players than for CD players. Tapes could be remixed easily so you could bring a specific playlist (or 2 or 3) with you. Tapes were much more resilient than CDs. The superior audio quality of CDs didn't matter as much when you were using 1980's era headphones. Or, even if you were using a boombox, the spinning of a disc was still susceptible to bumps or movement causing skips, and the higher speed motor and more complex audio processing drained batteries much faster. And back then, rechargeable batteries weren't really a thing, so people were just burning through regular single use alkaline batteries.

It wasn't until the 90's that decent skip protection, a few generations of miniaturization and improved battery life, and improved headphones made portable CDs competitive with portable tapes.

At the same time, cars started to get CD players, but a typical person doesn't buy a new car every year, so it took a few years for the overall number of cars to start having a decent number of CD players.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Why can't this he from 1983 then? Hell, even 1992 isn't crazy.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Same thing with blurays and UHD now, DVDs still ahead

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

nah, the speakers from that boombox are not in my pocket.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

including the handses

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Wait... My phone can play cassettes and cd's? Freaking awesome!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I wish, but for some reason most Android phones lack the correct drivers to play CD audio

[-] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

mine doesn't even have a fucking disc tray

[-] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

At least mine has a cassette deck and jack plugs.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yes… after you rip them into a ~~mixtape~~ playlist.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

how big are your damn pockets?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Even ignoring the joke with the dude fitting into your pocket, I cannot fit full over-ear cans I to my pocket... This is just lies.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

IEM's my rizza. Also Koss Porta Pros.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I prefer the things on the picture. Look how many cool gadgets you could have, now you're just computer user.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I wish I had a boombox with a cassette player in my pocket.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

When I was young, I had a bucket list of all the fun gadgets I wanted - a camera, a video camera, a nice stereo system, a portable stereo system, a car stereo, lots of records, a TV, a VCR, a computer, etc. Making a Christmas list was easy, even if I knew I would never get 99% of it.

Now I get asked what I want for Christmas, and I have no idea what to say. My phone includes nearly everything I've ever wanted, including stuff I never thought of. Give me my phone, my guitar, a sandwich, and a bottle of water, and I'm pretty much set for life.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Cool things to ask for for Christmas:

  • Socks: I wear tall boots & long pants for work, so no one knows about my Deadpool/Pokemon/flying taco socks, but it puts a smile on my face. My sister got me a pair of socks with a sad sock sitting on the stairs that say "worst gift ever." I cried laughing.

  • Hobby accessories: You have your guitar, straps, strings, and picks are all perishable items that it's good to have a backup for.

  • Shared experiences: ask for a group trip, a local excursion, or a board game to play together.

  • My favorite - the themed surprise: instead of asking for a specific thing ask for "Something to make me laugh" or "Something nostalgic" or "Something I'll use daily" or "Your favorite recipe and the ingredients to make it". This makes shopping for / creating the gift as much fun as receiving it, since everyone will interpret the instructions a little differently and the possibilities are endless. This one's fun for a themed gift exchange for a secret Santa as well.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Good suggestions. They actually like to get me little guitar stuff, or music books, I just have to steer it to them, so I put it all into an Amazon list. This year, I'm going to direct them to Stillwater, and give Amazon less business.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Nowdays you can ask for a subscription, you are not allowed to own good things sadly

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I dont have a human being inside my pocket.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Hello, I’m the human in your pocket.

You can make video phone calls with people.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You are my tiny dancer.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Me, from the the future, explaining this meme to people in 1987: We developed new textiles that support giant pockets with incredible durability.

[-] [email protected] 123 points 2 days ago

I am pretty sure I cannot fit a whole dude in my pocket.

[-] [email protected] 88 points 2 days ago

Pockets have come a long way

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

Missing:

  • A game console
  • All the maps in the world + compass
  • Gigantic notepad
  • Calendar
  • Entire stack of catalogs
  • Newspapers
  • Thermostat
  • A whole fucking supercomputer
  • An entire building-sized stack of photo albums
  • Flashlight
  • An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

A software synthesizer and tracker.

The OP photo is missing an Amiga 1200.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago

My double standard is that when I see someone with a boombox playing music in public, I'm chill and open to it. When someone does the same thing on their phone, I must work to enhance my calm.

Is it the sound quality? Maybe in part. But there's more to it.

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