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Text: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmasked cars with no uniforms or identification, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they're ICE for days afterwards.

Image below the text: a man in white shirt and black tie and glasses, with a raised hand, as if trying to get someone's attention.

Text on that image: who had "Glitter bombing the Gestapo" on their bingo card?

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

While I applaud the idea, won't this land you an assault charge?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Only if you get caught

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Just because ice don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s wrong

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Because ICE doesn't like it means it's so right.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Depends on how fast you can run. Though the thought of a drive-by glittering on an e-scooter also makes for a pretty fucking funny mental image.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Assault and battery of a police officer and destruction of property with malicious intent.

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2024/6/5/harvard-glitter-attack-charged-felonies/

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

So, glitter bombs without glitter to avoid the charge?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

No, no... the non-giltter bomb definitely still needs a charge. The bigger the better to avoid making the not-glitter too densely focused, aye?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

They are gonna arrest you just for standing there. Might as well go down swinging

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Glitter paintballs or a wiffel bat filled with glitter or an aluminum bat coated with glitter glue!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Not if you aim for the eyes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Technically, it would be battery.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Gotta do it from high up. Top of a building with multiple escape routes. Wide area glitter dispersal. Gives time to escape.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

If I lived in an area where these thugs were operating and was concerned for my safety I’d consider carrying something like This long before I’d consider glitter. Let these thugs explain to family & friends why their faces look like blue/purple raccoon masks.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Wow, those are cheap!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

That ICE agent's name? Albert Einstein.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's a rad idea.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I actually love this.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Use paintballs next. Give em some good ole' PTSD.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I was thinking aquarium dye.

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