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[-] [email protected] 249 points 1 month ago

hello guys yea i love [insert ad company name] products please buy [company product name] its so good trust me

[-] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago

While [insert ad company name] products are a little more expensive, the quality and customer service are unmatched. It evens out when you use the [insert ad company name] reward card which gives 5% off each purchase.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I use {branded reward card} but use their {branded delivery service} for the low fee of {half average emergency fund} for the opportunity to feed their logicistic system my house data when I use {branded subscription model} and be charged what they feel the product is worth they week. The best part is the reduction in basal calorie needs as I slowly get too fat to leave the house.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

I was just reminding a discussion with a guy about Reddit, who thinks Reddit is getting close to the real dead internet theory, just bots talkimg about whatever.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

I've definitely had moments where I found myself in some random r/ and realized I wasn't sure if this was bot spam or actual humans. It's pretty dissociating to actually fully internalize the dead Internet theory.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

user_name, the username so generic it has to ironically be human. Only thing missing is a number at the end

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

the small subs seem to be the only place real interaction happens. local sports teams and city subs some of the fan based subs, etc ..

anything that gets on the front pages goes to shit

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

hello guys yea I love Linux products please buy Enterprise Support it's so good trust me

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile I know people already asking ai what they should buy for this and that. This surely will end very well for ~~us~~ corpos

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

That's from The Truman Show, yeah?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve tried other cocoas— this one’s the best!

[-] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago

Is this the kind of AI ads they were talking about?

[-] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago

What does the comment history look like on those accounts? I’m guessing when you pay for the spam package, they create fake comment histories for the bot accounts.

[-] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Ooh that’s a good one. Sounds legit.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Kinda wanna embrace our AI overlords ngl.

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

First guy has a short history within one post five months ago, then 3 years prior. Second guy and third guy has a big gap 3-7 year gap in history then suddenly a lot of comments. So yea, bots.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Often times the services have a fleet of accounts, they have them do reposts of old popular posts with titles and some content rephrased, then some of the rest of the fleet copies the top comments and rephrases those and posts them below.

This builds a history of realistic and semi popular looking posts in a way that is fairly easy to automate . Anyone who looks closely could potentially figure out a given account, or even cluster of accounts, is farmed, but it takes effort and time to prove it, more effort and time than it takes for them to spool up another batch of bots.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

They also buy active accounts with high karma and age. I got offered $100 in BTC for my account one time. I guess they did not look at how horny my comments were.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The horny just adds credibility

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

A reminder that "cashback" credit cards are paid for by big fees on transactions which the store pays, forcing them to raise prices. It's literally anticompetitive

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This does not apply so much in the Whole Foods/Prime example; the store, the membership, and the credit card are all Amazon products. The consumer is paying Amazon for the privilege of paying Amazon to pay Amazon.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Dead internet here we come.

This is the direction Reddit has been pointed in for years now.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I only go to Whole Foods for a few specific stuff items that I can't get elsewhere due to food allergies. There is no way they are the cheapest place to get groceries.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't think that's actually an unusual conversation for people who live in Manhattan to have. The comments about relative prices are accurate in my experience - I live on the same block as a Gristides and I still never shop there because of how expensive it is, even compared to Whole Foods. I get most of my groceries in Brooklyn on the weekends.

I also know a woman with a whole stack of different credit cards, so she always has the one that gives her the most rewards for whatever specific thing she's buying. I'm sure she has one for grocery shopping.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I agree. Personally I have made multiple amazon accounts and subscribe to prime on each of them. It costs me more upfront, but I get more cash back on my orders. Plus, by buying different raw materials on different accounts the feds are less likely to discover my moonshine operation

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Making extensive use of food delivery services is a trait i unapologetically use to filter people out of my life. (Unless they have medical reasons...)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Why? I know several young families that just don't have the time or a car to get groceries for the whole week, delivery services help them a lot

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Also elderly people. Me or other family buy groceries for an aunt, she has Amazon for emergencies.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of a time when i used to subscribe to Hydro Homies and there was always someone in the comments tryna hawk a Berkey water filter.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Damn that sucks. I prefer the refreshing taste of Mug Root Beer™.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Explanation for non us ppl: Whole foods is expensive as fuck those are bots or paid shills. Hence the Natural joke.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

You know, use of long dash is the same kind of tell as an image having 6 fingers. Not impossible to find in human interactions but generally very rare, especially in online conversation. (I'm not even sure if my phone can do a long dash, just these fellows: ---).

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Emdashes might also be a sign that the commenter is a nerd

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use the em-dash a lot. It's not just about the presence of one, the issue is that LLMs know they exist but don't know where they go. It's sort of like a semicolon, which goes where neither a comma nor a period feel right. An em-dashes simply goes where neither comma nor period nor semicolon feels right

Edit: I should clarify, that's simply how I use them. I'm not smart enough with words to know stuff like "parenthetical clauses" or w/e. Point being, AI just throws them in like they're sentence enhancers

On my keyboard, I just click the button on the bottom left to see punctuation, and then long-press the hyphen

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Single em dashes can almost always be used interchangeably with semicolons—they typically separate independent clauses without a conjunction.

Paired em dashes—used to demarcate parenthetical expressions—can be replaced by commas, but not by semicolons.

It has less to do with what feels right and more to do with the mechanics of the sentence. There is a good bit of wiggle room, figuratively speaking, in deciding whether to use commas or paired em dashes—likewise, whether to use a single em dash or a semicolon is almost entirely a stylistic choice. But I feel like the way you explained it is a bit misleading to people still learning the difference.

An em dash can also be used to delineate an abrupt break in the direction or structure of a sentence or dialogue in a way that commas or semicolons simply—fuck, I just shit my pants.

Not trying to be a pedant, just sharing what I've learned over the years.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

An em dash — when used properly — is perfectly fine, but a little academic. iOS will do one automatically with two hyphens and a space.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Lemmy markdown


which is better than Reddit markdown in some ways, but worse in others


will automatically do a similar conversion, except it takes three hyphens instead of two (two hyphens gets you an en dash). It's nice, but also unfortunate because it messes up people's muscle memory since using only two for it mimics what was customary when writing in ASCII, on mechanical typewriters, etc.

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