This post is void because cats are not stinky

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I'd run them in a VM

sorry but the new cats are all outdoors

Outdoor cats have been cancelled, try an *outpour cat *instead who will talk to you for hours about it's feelings and anxieties.

The house cat is a relic of a bygone era. Nobody can afford a house any more. Choose a room cat instead. These cats are smaller and more lazy, better adopted to the optimized living spaces of the modern rental housing market.

Kitty cats represents problematic and outdated feline ideals centered on passivity and seeking external validation for their cuteness. Modern cat enthusiasts prefer the more independent, more confident shitty cat who will swear, smoke and tell you to fuck off.

lolcelot

siberian cheetah

phishing cat

australian lynx

snow serval

Cate, kyatte, cade, khatt, kitkyat and maybe i throw in a lil Xtra special just for you

• Bidet kitty: Pull it’s tail to make it shoot a water stream out of it’s mouth that you can use to clean your butt.

• Crat: The result of feline carcinization. Pretty much a cat with pincers and a shell. Does the crab walk when you pet it.

• Wizcat: Yeah fine, it’s just a cat with a funny wizard hat. But it has magic powers that go far beyond your imagination.

• Girlcat: Opposite of a catgirl. Wears human ears and pretends to speak like a human to appear cuter.

• Felime: Cat that sweats out lime juice. Just grab it and dunk it in some tequila and triple sec to get a nice margarita.

I had 5 cat names in mind, "Spoingle, Trongle, Bobby, Wilson, Mr. Pepper" and each had a funny hat.

• Mostly Prosthetic Cat (limbs, tail, plus some organ transplants, still lives a normal life)
• Actual Trained DJ Cat (sounds a lot like my friend who keeps switching songs after 30s)
• Stinky Cat (in fact it has never gotten close enough to catch any smaller animal)
• A pair of Talk-O Cats (not taco cats, those already exist, but these ones actively pretend to chime in on human conversations)

Slothfur

Bottlenose

Plains

Plorp

Kittener

Barfield, Farfield, Darfield, Harfield and Larfield.

Dirt_Owl complaining that something is stinky? It’s probably your beak tbh.

They're supposed to be stinky

I think owls smell even worse

Smelly cat

Smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

Wtf

go ahead, shut it down. we have enough cats