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[-] [email protected] 276 points 3 weeks ago

Ever say "Fuck Nazis" and some fuck face goes "Of course you would make fun of conservatives you lib!".

Wonderful feeling.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago

In my experience they never get it. It is fun to make fun of them. Once they reveal themselves, they become very predictable and even when called out as to how they will respond, they do it anyway like an npc.

[-] [email protected] 160 points 3 weeks ago

"Politically motivated assassinations"? Should we bring up the comparative list of politically-motivated extremist incidents in the US and see which side is enacting most of the violence?

[-] [email protected] 86 points 3 weeks ago

Including the ones in Minnesota today?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

The Minnesota ones are particularly interesting. The Democrats had a one-seat advantage in both chambers of the Minnesota legislature. The assassin specifically targeted one Democratic member of each chamber. The Minnesota House is now tied, and the Senate will be tied until Hoffman is able to work or (or Minnesota allows it, I'm not sure) is about to designate someone to vote for him.

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago

"politically motivated assassinations?" like the two Democratic politicians who were just murdered yesterday in Minnesota?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

No no, that's like school shootings in the USA, part of their apolitical culture!

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago

I like how it's "politically motivated assassinations" while graffiti on a Tesla is terrorism.

[-] [email protected] 141 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah this happened once during the 2020 July protests in Serbia. As we walked, we passed a WW2 memorial and the guy leading the group took a moment to stop, comment on it and chant "death to fascism" a few times. Then out of the blue two guys started yelling "death to communism".

To be fair, "death to fascism, freedom to the people" is a communist slogan known by everyone from ex-Yugoslavia, but getting triggered by someone disavowing fascism right next to a statue that shows how fascists murdered civilians in raids in your own city is... worrying.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago

Weird how every anticommunism turns out to be fascism putting on a performance for libs.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

For some reason there seems to be this idea that everything must either be fascist or communist or somewhere between. Like they don't believe in the existence of other political philosophies.

They're obsessed with the political spectrum being one-dimensional, it isn't.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the two genders

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not by accident, Serbia is like the MAGA lovin' south of Europe, complete with the ignorant meat-heads gargling Putin's balls.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

The next chant should be "death to fascism, death to capitalism"

Fascism is a feature of capitalism, not a bug. We need to go back to the correct timeline. Socialism was the improvable system. Capitalism is social darwinism (read: a lie)

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago

Sam's a real one. The whole group are, but of them all, Sam's the one I'd least want to go toe to toe with in an argument.

Dude's sharp as fuck.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Matt would be too nice to tear you to shreds in an argument. Many of the others probably just wouldn't engage. Sam enjoys conflict and uncomfortable situations.

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago

Um, actually Wish is always cast at level 9.

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago

"I cast that wish at level 9" is a weird phrasing. So far as I know Wish is already level 9, so there's no other level to cast it at. Older editions had "limited wish" but I don't believe they had upcasting. It feels very "how do you do fellow children"

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

It's kinda "fellow kids" but also a lot people don't know the rules of the games they play.

This one's a fascist tho, so fuck them.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago

"I cast that wish at level 9" I had to check the context to make sure that was a DnD thing and not some bizarre sovcit trend.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's also already a ninth level spell, so saying he'll cast it at level nine is meaningless and a failed attempt to establish nerd cred.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

It's referring to a scene involving Sam Riegel in the first Critical Role campaign. He's basically establishing he's a 'fan', though also being a Nazi is weird af.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

these are so cringe lol. It sounds like it is coming from someone who once read something on the internet and pretends like he has been part of this since college

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

All they ever do is “No, u…!”

Haven't had an original thought since 1936.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah, Scanlan Shorthalt et al!

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

And I cast that wish at level 9

Well no duh. It's a level 9 spell. Can't cast it lower than that.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of my favorite parts of sitting out playing music by my "resist fascism" sign.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Can't cast Wish @ level 9. Gotta be at least level 17. Git good newb

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Blue checkmark checks out.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Agree with antifascist stuff. Just nitpicking the fascist idiot's idiotic words: what the hell is an example of a non-politically-motivated assassination?? isn't every assassination politically motivated?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Financially-motivated assassinations? Having someone killed before they can disown you?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No self awareness lmfao I love it when people accidentally tell on themselves like this, is there a name for it?

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