I mean, you can. Probably shouldn't though.

They tried to tell me you can't drink bleach, but Trump showed me they were all fucking liars! And here I am now, recovered easily from the 5G that melted my throat!

The wokeist DEI Marxists are trying to silence my voice, but it is your constitutional right to be able to blow up a gas station, as long as there's people that aren't exactly like you in there.

Smoking next to a gas pump is one thing… lighting the cigarette is another.

Whose going to stop me? The smoke police?

The workers at my local gas station go outside of the shop to smoke. I once asked them if that wasn't dangerous and they said they have a ventilation system that pushes the vapors out the other way and that it's fine to smoke here (it's still disallowed as per house rules but they don't really care)

They try anything to prevent me from propelling myself over the Antarctic ice wall.

When I was young and dumb, I really tried to ignite gasoline with lit cigarettes, and it seemed impossible. The results would have been the same with water.

I'm sure it's possible in just the right conditions, but it doesn't seem easy.

Surprisingly not as dangerous as you'd think, ignition point of gasoline is higher than the typical cigarette. Not safe by any means, but under normal conditions a cigarette will not ignite gasoline vapors

Fun fact, #1 cause of gas station fires is static electricity, most likely from people sliding into their cloth seats while waiting for gas to pump. This is why some states don't have the tabs that keep the pump going.