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[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that unless you login using your Facebook account.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

"Face recognition failure."

"But I'm running out of oxygen."

"😊 Please try again."

He tries again.

"Face recognition failure."

He tries again.

"You are temporally locked out of your account for eight hours."

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry, Dave. You didn't drink your verification can.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry Dave, that functionality has been deprecated. Please upgrade to continue.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry, Dave. I'll need you to make an account to keep scrolling the posts.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you see the one single article you want unless you subscribe to us and pay us monthly for shit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

A journo on Bluesky said an article titled "The Imperial Boomerang Lands in Los Angeles" was...

An absolute must-read

I had my doubts but it was by Spencer Ackerman so I clicked the link. I read ~5 paragraphs. And then...

This post is for paid subscribers.

A fucking sneaky scroll-down paywall! Are you fucking kidding? I was so pissed off.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If i need to pay to know it it isn't news worth knowing to me

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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