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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ron DeSantis. His politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classical fascism most of the nuance will fly over the public's heads.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

How can you become governor and still be so incompetent?

Like, in the recent chapo episode where he half assed shitted on the large bald son for abolishing dresscode at the senate: he could have mocked and attacked relentlessly the large bald son, but he came off as actually worried about the dress code, like as if it had real importance to him. Utterly ridiculous and pathetic

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Florida democrats are just that bad.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't his opponent get ratfucked out of the election? or am I thinking of someone else

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I defnitely remember a atory about some incredibly racist robocalls that went out about his opponent during the election, but I dont know if they were ever connected to Meatball and co.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

My father had a dress code for me, which he wrote down ahead of time each week onto my large planner calendar. I can't go on, I'm tearing up. I like beer.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we need an emote of that :ron-sociopath-laugh:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

:ron-consume: He is creating his very own Mr Beast thumbnail.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's not beating the lizard person allegations when he unhinges his jaw like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

i almost peed a little i laughed so hard at this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

that's jerry seinfeld you can't convince me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DeSantis = GOP Elizabeth Warren confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't wait to see the desantis campaign tattoos

but it'll literally be blood and soil

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

the indigenous caricature really gives this picture that extra something

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cerebral, but the cerebrum is a perfect sphere.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

brain so smooth it's in a physics textbook

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

hate too be to cerebral

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Why is everyone in his orbit such a loser?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

An illithid locked in a room with Ron DeSantis would starve to death within hours.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

DeSantis is the scratched liberal version of hillary-disgust . SAD!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

DeSantis is to cerebral as Biden is to youthful

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Uh yeah, you might need a little background lore to understand what's going on in this campaign video. You see this Sonnenrad is based (lol) on ancient symbols with a certain esoteric twist