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[-] [email protected] 94 points 2 days ago

I don't know why there's so much hate for Vim. It's simple- just use it as your default text editor since you first started using computers, and keep using it forever, and problem solved!

[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago

Setup for the overused joke - I've been using vim since I first started using a computer, I just can't quit.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

:set nocompat

Why VIM decided to make itself run just like VI (by default) is beyond me. Isn’t the long name “VI Improved”?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Vims defaults are quite crap overall. It is why everyone needs 100s of lines of configs and many plugins to turn it into something decent. Well worth the setup but it could go a long way to making things nicer to use out the box.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

I switched from vi to vim in 1994 and found it immediately obvious how to quit — it was just like vi!

I guess I'll never understand these memes.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I've recently started administering windows headless. PowerShell over SSH.

Don't have this problem on windows server!

It doesn't even have a terminal text editor

I have to install nano or use powershell commands through hoops of fire just to edit a line in a file.

Or download the file via scp, edit and reupload.

Pure Insanity.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ok that's really cool. It looks like it's really new? Like 3 months old?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was announced in may on microsoft build event ^^
I call it nano for windows haha

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Classic DOS editor for text files, batch coding, and QBasic coding. Good times.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Personally, I have seen so many memes about exiting vim that by the time I got to use it for the first time, exiting it was a no-brainer.

For any newbies out there, the command is

:wq
[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Just to add: possible need to tap esc first, as your random flailing probably put you in insert mode, or something more exotic.

And only add w if you want to save the file. :q! If you don't

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

! If you edited the buffer at all. 👍

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

With random flailing, most likely

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

😳

:w = write; or overwrite if the file already exists.

Please don’t give blanket destructive advice.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

:x is also an alternative to save and quit.

Equally valid for the facial expression you'd make upon finding that out.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

also worth noting you open vim the first time, you get a huge ass splash screen telling you how to exit

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

And if you panicked before and fucked up the opened file while hammering on the keyboard:

:q!
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm going to stick with my current process of accidentally opening vim, typing semi-random things that feel like they should work for a minute and then eventually looking up how to quit on my phone.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Go beyond the lazy memes and see for yourself why it has such a loyal cult!

https://openvim.com/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm more fan of the https://www.vim-hero.com/.

Also, one think I was surprised by when I switched to Lazyvim/Ideavim/vscodevim setup few months ago - it's a lot of fun. Learning vim properly is like the dark souls of typing. Sure, you probably won't be as efficient for the first few years, but learning new motion combos is pretty fun, to the point where the minor loss in efficiency doesn't really bother me. Blasting out combos you've been practicing to do that one move efficiently, or discovering another new cool way how to do something is a continuous and fun process. It's basically gamifying typing.

So, if you want a boost in efficiency, just learn all the keybinds your current text editor has (jump to next param/function, multi-line editting, go to definition without using mouse, etc.), and start using them. You'll probably master all of them in few weeks and be much more efficient.

If, however, you enjoy slowly mastering something, vim will give you years of stuff to learn and master. Is it worth it? Probably not, but it's suprisingly satisfying!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Very well said and thanks for the great link though I am not gonna lie I am a tiny bit disappointed that url doesn't redirect to https://www.vim-villain.com/

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

The loyal cult is the result of Stockholm syndrome.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Stockholm syndrome came from a bs flawed study so shrugs

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

That's exactly what a Stockholm syndrome victim would say!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Of course. We just can't quit

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I use VS Code mainly and I always want to go to the end of a line and beginning. On Mac it's like CTRL+E and CTRL+A respectively. On Windows, I was like, I guess I could do Windows Key and arrows but it felt off. Installing Vim bindings on VS Code just fixed this all for me. I love it.

[edit] for non-VIM users, you can skip words and go-to braces (and delete what's in them) and highlight within quotes very easily ... for function search, the built-in VS Code is really good too. I also have Harpoon installed to hop between files. If it doesn't appeal to you, then that's cool too! Whatever keeps you in there. [/edit]

I've tried setting up my own vim stuff and I always bail out because I can't figure something out. I feel like I need to really sit with it and I'd have the perfect set up for me.

Lastly, I've installed vim for zsh and it's the best. I can hop all around my terminal and highlight and remove things. It's so beautiful.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

An old Buffalo NAS box made me learn vi. Because that's all it had.

Yes, this comic speaks to me.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You have heard of :wq, but have you heard of ZZ

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