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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Don't actually start shit please.

So my take

meat takeis that boneless chicken wings are in all ways superior to normal chicken wings.

vegetarian takeFirm tofu is hands down better than all other forms of tofu, tempeh, etc.

And mash potatoes on pizza isn't actually that bad. Just make it a proper pureé instead of smooshing up a baked potato with a spoon and calling it a day.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

the ideal pizza is:

jalapeno, pineapple, mushroom, pepperoni, and anchovies

you get every spot on your tongue activated except for bitter: sweet, salty, umami, savory, spicy, cooling, funkiness from the cheese, acidity

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Standard red beets are better raw and if youre gonna roast em, cut em into wedges first, skin on roasting is for suckers. Tried it at work once just messing around they came out amazing. This is not a hot take but a hot tip, people aren't against it but usually haven't tried it.

I guess my hottest is you can put fucking anything on a pizza if it already goes together and it's fine. Made green curry pizza before and it slapped.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I guess my hottest is you can put fucking anything on a pizza if it already goes together and it's fine.

I knew a place in Ft. McMurray, AB that made an absolutely divine peanut butter, honey, and banana pizza in the 80's. "Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza!" dweebs are decades behind on the pizza meta.

My current favorite is: (pepperoni, ham, any salty meat), pineapple, and jalapenos. Sweet. Salty. Spicy. Savory. All in every bite. Best pizza.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I work at a higher scale pizza place, our chef does international pizza competitions in Vegas every couple years and places in the middle, we make really fucking good pizza. I don't eat meat so yours doesn't do it for me but my current work fave is vodka sauce (when doing prep I add the non vegan stuff last and scoop out my portions that I make vegan for myself) as a base which, pineapple, sweet roasted jalapeños (make a thicc simple syrup, normally simple is equal parts sugar and water and then boil it down, use like a cup of sugar and water, and then add a teaspoon of maple and a teaspoon of molasses and let it reduce for like 20 minutes) toss chopped up jalapeños in that and add a bit of salt and bake em, shallots and vegan feta we get from a nearby place that does vegan chesses. Pizza has been how I pay the rent for the last 4 years and I really really know my way around one.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If you can stand the process, home made beet burgers are absolutely the best form of burger, hands down. Flavor, texture, heft. Perfect.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Im interested. How do you normally do em? Grind em and make patties that way? Process is no obstacle, I've been cooking as a job for 15 years doing generally higher end shit. Plus im sure I can freeze em so I can do a batch day where I end out looking like Ash at the end of Evil Dead 2 but with beet juice.

Side note, have you tried non standard beets? Golden and rainbow beets are both amazing. They're great raw. Golden ones roast good, rainbows lose all their flavor and it's a subtle taste to start. Marinating or brining them has been working nice. I'd go with the brine overall tho. Basically you wanna boil em skin on until theyre still firm but have some give. A fork should go through with some resistance. Ice bath em. At the same time you're doing that bullshit, simmer very very salty water with some anise and maybe a bay leaf for no reason and then let that cool, filter out the spices and let the beets sit in that in a fridge overnight.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Cake, cupcakes and most other baked goods and desserts are fucking garbage.

And you can pour all your hot sauces on a dish of pickles and fuck off with that disgusting shit.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Potatoes are bullshit and not real food. I hate them.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Most people cut their vegetables too big in food. I thought I didn't like veggies for the longest time, turns out I just don't like big chunks of veggies.

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