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[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Unlimited soup, salad, and stickbugs.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Yeah it’s this. We don’t eat the shells/outsides of lobster (at least most probably don’t). I don’t want to eat exoskeleton.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah, chitin is really hard to digest and sensitive stomachs will have issues.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized.

take it back

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Idk. There are some big fucking snails out there

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Snails are good, too. Creamy and tender, reminded me of scallops.

They were doused in butter/garlic, so that may have been part of the reason, but still

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Snails are used in some cuisines (France). I've had them. They're not bad.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Snails are an excuse for the French to down a stick of butter.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah but they're molluscs.

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The line of arthropods that broke off to become Insecta did so in the Devonian Period, roughly 400 million years ago. Centipedes evolved in the fucking Silurian. Comparing these two groups is kinda like comparing raccoons, possums, and platypuses to fish.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

It's almost as absurd as comparing fish to fish

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Ichthyophobia isn't cool. Take your hateful beliefs elsewhere.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Tell yourself what er you need to in order to enjoy that crawfish.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

dont need to tell anything just need to eat it

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I'll tell myself it's juicy and delicious

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I don't eat cereal without milk, so why would I eat my bugs without saltwater.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Idk where this myth started from but shrimp and lobsters are crustaceans, a separate class of arthropods within the phylum arthropoda. arthropoda is a massive phylum and bugs belong to the class insecta. lobsters and shrimp belong to crustacea so calling shrimp bugs is like calling whales hippos because they're both from the clade artiodactyla /nerdmode off

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

One of the definitions of bug is "small arthropod with many legs"

Take your nerdmode into the shop, its database is defective.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Shrimps is bugs!

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Fixing the bugs

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

one side takes regular baths.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

lukewarm coffee: gross

hot coffee: great

it's almost as if different things are different

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

You mentioned the same thing, at different temperatures. It's literally the same THING.

A shrimp is not the same thing as a Megaloblatta Longipennis.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Thought you were just shitposting with that name...

Now I just wish you were.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

i Don't eat cereal without bugs, why would i eat my Water without Them?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Shrimps are pretty rich

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Are we suggesting that Scorpion would taste similar to lobster?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

They’re different, scorpion isn’t as sweet as lobster meat.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I used to love shrimp but in the past few years I've started going off it, not sure why.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Non-alarmist answer: tastes can change over time for no real reason. Some mild reasons it could change is pallet fatigue, prep and cook time seeming not worth it and so you crave it less, and changes in overall perception. A person who is slowly becoming vegan for moral or health reasons will naturally stop wanting certain meat products.

Alarmist answer: I don't know man. You've probably got some weird cancer or something.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

*palate fatigue

I work in wine importing so this is a mistake I make all the damn time.

pallet- thing used to strap stuff to so they can be put on containers (for container trucks and ships).

palate - roof of your mouth or an alternate word for your taste

Palette- painter’s thing for holding paint.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Increasingly alarmist answer: you’ve heard about eyestalk ablation and it’s subconsciously ruining your enjoyment of farmed shrimp

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Im only down with eating clean bugs that are large enough to have enough substance to be worthwhile or whatever makes it into processed foods and “foods” that I eat (jelly beans arent really food and frequently have shellac and that comes from a specific beetle.)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Counterpoint: lobster is delicious

Why are you okay eating cow meat and not house cat meat?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

House cats: overwhelming over weight so mostly fat. And not the type that pigs and cows are. Feral cats: riddled with diseases and malnourished.

Cows: mostly muscle and with a marbling of fat.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Why are you making assumptions about what I'm ok with?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I don't eat either of them

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