Idk where this myth started from but shrimp and lobsters are crustaceans, a separate class of arthropods within the phylum arthropoda. arthropoda is a massive phylum and bugs belong to the class insecta. lobsters and shrimp belong to crustacea so calling shrimp bugs is like calling whales hippos because they're both from the clade artiodactyla /nerdmode off

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

The line of arthropods that broke off to become Insecta did so in the Devonian Period, roughly 400 million years ago. Centipedes evolved in the fucking Silurian. Comparing these two groups is kinda like comparing raccoons, possums, and platypuses to fish.

lukewarm coffee: gross

hot coffee: great

it's almost as if different things are different

I don't eat cereal without milk, so why would I eat my bugs without saltwater.

Fixing the bugs

one side takes regular baths.

i Don't eat cereal without bugs, why would i eat my Water without Them?

Im only down with eating clean bugs that are large enough to have enough substance to be worthwhile or whatever makes it into processed foods and “foods” that I eat (jelly beans arent really food and frequently have shellac and that comes from a specific beetle.)

Are we suggesting that Scorpion would taste similar to lobster?

I used to love shrimp but in the past few years I've started going off it, not sure why.

Shrimps are fuckin pointy