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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Idk where this myth started from but shrimp and lobsters are crustaceans, a separate class of arthropods within the phylum arthropoda. arthropoda is a massive phylum and bugs belong to the class insecta. lobsters and shrimp belong to crustacea so calling shrimp bugs is like calling whales hippos because they're both from the clade artiodactyla /nerdmode off

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

i think it's like "tree" and "fish", which is not a phylogenetic group but a certain shape/form/expression.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

One of the definitions of bug is "small arthropod with many legs"

Take your nerdmode into the shop, its database is defective.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Insects are crustaceans. As are isopods. Interestingly, spiders are not

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Shrimps is bugs!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Actually, hexapoda was moved taxonomically to be classed as Crustaceans due to new research. The new clade is called Pancrustacea. Insects can now properly be called "terrestrial crustaceans"

I would however like to point out that literally none of the pictured animals are bugs.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

lukewarm coffee: gross

hot coffee: great

it's almost as if different things are different

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

You mentioned the same thing, at different temperatures. It's literally the same THING.

A shrimp is not the same thing as a Megaloblatta Longipennis.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ice is just water at a different temperature.

The difference being even bigger between crustaceans and bugs just makes my point stronger.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Thought you were just shitposting with that name...

Now I just wish you were.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The line of arthropods that broke off to become Insecta did so in the Devonian Period, roughly 400 million years ago. Centipedes evolved in the fucking Silurian. Comparing these two groups is kinda like comparing raccoons, possums, and platypuses to fish.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

It's almost as absurd as comparing fish to fish

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Ichthyophobia isn't cool. Take your hateful beliefs elsewhere.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Tell yourself what er you need to in order to enjoy that crawfish.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I'll tell myself it's juicy and delicious

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

dont need to tell anything just need to eat it

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[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 days ago

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized.

take it back

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Unlimited soup, salad, and stickbugs.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Yeah it’s this. We don’t eat the shells/outsides of lobster (at least most probably don’t). I don’t want to eat exoskeleton.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah, chitin is really hard to digest and sensitive stomachs will have issues.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

I don't eat cereal without milk, so why would I eat my bugs without saltwater.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Fixing the bugs

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Im only down with eating clean bugs that are large enough to have enough substance to be worthwhile or whatever makes it into processed foods and “foods” that I eat (jelly beans arent really food and frequently have shellac and that comes from a specific beetle.)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Sea bugs come pre-seasoned

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

i Don't eat cereal without bugs, why would i eat my Water without Them?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I used to love shrimp but in the past few years I've started going off it, not sure why.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Non-alarmist answer: tastes can change over time for no real reason. Some mild reasons it could change is pallet fatigue, prep and cook time seeming not worth it and so you crave it less, and changes in overall perception. A person who is slowly becoming vegan for moral or health reasons will naturally stop wanting certain meat products.

Alarmist answer: I don't know man. You've probably got some weird cancer or something.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

*palate fatigue

I work in wine importing so this is a mistake I make all the damn time.

pallet- thing used to strap stuff to so they can be put on containers (for container trucks and ships).

palate - roof of your mouth or an alternate word for your taste

Palette- painter’s thing for holding paint.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Speech to text strikes again.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Increasingly alarmist answer: you’ve heard about eyestalk ablation and it’s subconsciously ruining your enjoyment of farmed shrimp

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The fucking horrors we do. Hey if we give them anaesthetic before we burn out their eyes they seem less distressed. Fucking gross.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

one side takes regular baths.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Are we suggesting that Scorpion would taste similar to lobster?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Supposedly cincadas and pill bugs taste just like shrimp.

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