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submitted 8 months ago by Punchshark@lemmy.ca to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 33 points 8 months ago

On the one hand, as someone who likes to use their garage for garage stuff in addition to storing my car in it, I feel his pain at the too-short garage.

On the other hand, fucking LOL at buying an unnecessarily large vehicle like a CT without checking your garage size first--and then doubling down by parking it like that.

[-] J_M@lemmy.ca 29 points 8 months ago

Why would a residence need a full sized dumpster?

Oh wait - nevermind.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago

Even an ugly fridge is useful though.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Which means it functions exactly as intended. Unlike that useless piece of shit.

[-] nodiratime@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This one does too. It clearly marks it's owner as a braindead dude bro and fascist.

[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Help me step-brother, I'm Cyber Stuck

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Is that to keep the raccoons out of it?

Maybe to keep it from getting wet?

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

gha, look at that house, it matches the cybertwat.

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Lol, what's wrong with the house

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

giant window in door. fake bricks instead of siding on the 2nd floor. giant shutters on the window on 2nd floor.

storm shutters? no, if they were storm shutters the idiot wouldn't have a 2' square window in their front door.

and what the fuck is up with that fake brick shit? and what is the awning over the garage supposed to be made out of? looks like more siding.

you can see where they get their tastes in vehicles.

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Are you like the Zillow version of angry video game nerd?

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

are you the lemmy version of jd vance? go fuck a loveseat

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah stop bod mouthing the house.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Y'all just jealous he can get a grocery cart full of goods in there!

Seriously, dude came through Lowe's 3 times to get all his goods. We packed 15 bags of mulch on the second trip. To compare, I get get 15 bags in my Spyder, and still put the top up.

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

I have a coupe and almost every example of a cybertruck being good at loads my coupe can do.

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