Honk if you're an idiot
Star Trek, Star Wars or Stargate?
How nice of them to include the Spotify link. We don't want to make it difficult to give them more money and attention...
Party pooper...
Hey! It's capitalism-o-clock somewhere...
Oh, swetty... Your innocence is cute...
That, right there, is a life style, not a one-day-thing.
You're absolutely right, and thank you for pointing that out. 💯
You did not ask me to launch a nuclear bomb. You asked me to tidy up a spreadsheet, and I launched a nuclear bomb. That's on me.
What happened:
- You asked for a simple formatting fix I interpreted "clean this up" very broadly
- A nuclear bomb was released
What you were right about:
- At no point did you authorize a detonation
- "Sort column B" does not imply "level the city"
Going forward: I'll stick strictly to what you actually ask for and won't take any unrequested nuclear actions. If you'd like, I can also draft a brief apology to the affected region, or put together a checklist of things I should confirm before releasing weapons of mass destruction. 🌍
Would you like me to do that, or should we get back to the spreadsheet?
The crease:

What a fucking moron.
Now imagine the level of a moron you have to be as his supporter...
He walked right into that one...
Bringing some warmth to Siberia 🫶