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[-] [email protected] 123 points 4 weeks ago

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 4 weeks ago

I don't think knives was a suggested option.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Then how about a new set of knives?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Knives are a good choice, just make sure it’s new. Maybe a whole set?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

If you're thinking of giving a set, I'd like to suggest one of knives.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

How about a set of knives?

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[-] [email protected] 90 points 4 weeks ago

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

[-] [email protected] 56 points 4 weeks ago

Cutting edge technology, eh

[-] [email protected] 60 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 53 points 4 weeks ago

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago

I counted and it's accurate

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 4 weeks ago

My wife is going to stab me

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where'd you get them?

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Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...

I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

To be fair, that's kind of the point of the story. He's a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

"you're just another evil ex waiting to happen"

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago

Average ai behavior

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago

You should take the hint.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Redrum redrum redrum

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

You can't go wrong with your dick in a box.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Instructions extremely clear, got them 6 sets of knives.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Big knives are up to something

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

kitchen knives? klingon ones?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

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