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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I cum in the shower, instead.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

That's actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Close, but wrong fluid 😔

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin'.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Oh no, you don't stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What does this mean? Genuinely asking..

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

lol that sample sentence

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I clicked that link TOTALLY expecting to see an image. It probably isn't healthy that I'm disappointed... right?

🤣🤣🤣

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn't go there for whatever reason, it's when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.

(And for the record, I didn't actually poop in my shower)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You coward, you have to commit to the bit.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I was lying to protect the innocent.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you're showering, you instead decide to jerk it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Well... Yeah. Duh.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Waffle stomp FTW!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

One of life's simple pleasures.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You don't mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you..?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

That's what it's for

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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