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[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Trump's time interacting with the WWE and reality TV really makes all of this make sense. Got to have faces and heels to keep ratings high and carry the plot. In the end, they all party after the show. The dems also play their parts. All ran by the rich and their love of keeping the "fans" fighting over which character(s) are better than the others and paying for tickets/PPV.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

How do you know Elon?

Well, we were at the same party. Aww, shucks.

[-] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago

lol start the clock now on how long before he dies of a ketamine overdose or something sus

maybe he will drive a cybertruck through the white house gates PLEASE ELON YOU CAN DO SOMETHING VERY FUNNY FOR ONCE

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

He needs to go on grok live or w/e rn and say he's not suicidal.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

and then have Grok chime in about white farmer genocide south africa something something

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

"One more thing, I am not mad. Please do not let them print in the papers that i am mad."

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Jokes aside, I hope this takes an atom bomb to the dumbasses out there who still think musk is the smartest man that's ever lived. If you're that fucking dumb to not know Trump was going to use your ass then kick you to the curb, like he's done with literally every one of his business partners throughout the years, then I got a bridge to sell you.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Spending 275 million to alienate all of your customers and empower the party that has been calling for an end to your major revenue source for the past 20 years

A political master class

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[-] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago

So you worked with this guy who you knew was a pedophile?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

And donated $200+ million to get that same pedophile elected president

[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago

Richest man in the world, calls himself DOGE, won't even raise a private mercenary army

Cringe shit

[-] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

🔥🚨 TOTAL LOSER ELON MUSK IS TOO BUSY DROOLING ON KETAMINE & FIXING HIS FAILED PENILE IMPLANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE EPSTEIN LIST IS A RADICAL LEFT DISGRACE! HIS TESLA STOCK IS A JOKE, HIS ROCKETS CRASH, AND NOW HE’S ATTACKING ME BECAUSE HIS TINY “TECH GENIUS” EGO CAN’T HANDLE TRUMP’S SUCCESS! MAYBE HE SHOULD FOCUS ON WALKING STRAIGHT BEFORE TALKING ABOUT ME MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SEND HIM PACKING TO SOUTH AFRICA (DOUBT THEY WOULD TAKE HIM), MAYBE MARS! WHO CARES?! AND HIS ROCKETS EXPLODE MORE THAN BIDEN’S ECONOMY! SAD SPACEX!" 🚀💥

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

DICK DONT WORK!

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago

i thought this was widely known

is this really a surprise to people?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

Chuds have been in some airtight echo chambers for decades, this could actually surprise some dumbasses

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago

Somewhere out there has to be at least one chud for whom this is a mind-blowing revelation

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago

Hah, let's see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this one!

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

(announcer voice)

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

330 million people collectively yelling back "WE KNOW"

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

i woke up to really bad derealization and this stupid fucking shit snapped me the fuck out of it lmaaao

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

marking this down as the greatest positive impact elon musk has had on humanity

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Homie was in the Epstein JPEGs. Why don't we start with those files?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

His brother was, if I'm remembering correctly

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Epstein was literally Kimbal Musk's 'matchmaker', so you're spot on

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Kimbal

Amazing name

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ICE strike force has raided Starbase, Texas on allegations of human trafficking. Starbase is located on the Gulf coast less than a mile from the Mexico border.

E: lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I haven't found a source for this claim. Did you see it somewhere?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

just wishcasting on that quote, sorry for the confusion

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

We've all known this for years

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

This is so funny

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

C+ crash out needs work

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

This was literally the Dem's october surprise last election.

I'm sure it will work this time, though.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Concerning.

Looking into it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

You have committed a crime

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Can’t believe I got fired by these clowns

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I doubt that would suprise most people.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Worst person you know etc

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Gonna be really funny to see two people who are used to chuds believing anything they say try yo say conflicting things.

Gonna be even funnier to watch chuds try to figure out which of the people they have believed every ridiculous thing they've ever said is suddenly lying about everything.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

I mean, so are you?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Woah. Elon from the top rope. Can’t see trump coming back from this.

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