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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

javascript is to web developers what powerpoint is to sales people

[-] [email protected] 203 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is too stupid so I had to check.

Fuck me.

[-] [email protected] 112 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hm, playing devil's advocate, I think it is because the minus has not been defined as a string operation (e.g. it could pop the last char), so it defaults to the mathematical operation and converts both inputs into ints.

The first is assumed to be a concat because one of the parcels is a string...

It's just doing a lot of stuff for you that it shouldn't be in first place 🤭

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

Yup. It's completely inconsistent in its interpretation of the + operator.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, this looks dumb on the surface, but you've got bigger problems if you're trying to do math with strings

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

From all the Javascript quiks this is the least stupid and the most obvious.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Imagine doing math with strings and then blaming the language not yourself

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago

The risk is when it happens unintentionally. The language is bad for hiding such errors by being overly 'helpful' in assuming intent.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

The problem is consistency.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Javascript is a dogshit language that everyone is stuck with. The best that we can hope for is the likes of typescript take the edge off of it. Even though it's like smearing marzipan over a turd. At least it's ok if you don't take a deep bite.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

JS should have never leaved the Browser side. Now you can use this thing for Backend and is just awful

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

so plus coerces into string if not number, was that so hard?

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

To start off... Using arithmetic operators on strings in combination with integers is a pure skill issue. Let's disregard this.

If you were to use + where one part is a string, it's natural to assume a string appending is desired since + is commonly used as a function for this. On the other hand, - is never used for any string operation. Therefore, it's safe to assume that it relates to actual artihmetics and any strings should therefore be converted to numerical values.

This is an issue with untyped languages. If you don't like it, use typescript. End of story.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Instead of trying to make it work, javascript could just say "error." Being untyped doesn't mean you can't have error messages.

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago

[object Object][object Object]

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It does to some degree.

  • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings can be added (+) convert int to string and combine: "11"+"1" = "111"
  • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings cant be subtracted (-) convert string to int and combine: 11-1 = 10

I'm not into JS so I don't know how it takes priority. ints can be added too, so I guess its basing it on the first variable which is compatible with the operator: in the first case string, in the second case int.

If this is how it works, it makes sense. But imo its a case of the designers being preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

.... It does?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

People that try to do mathematical operations with strings blaming the programming language that had a stated design goal to do its best and try to keep running scripts that make no sense because they realized it would be used by people that have no idea what they are doing. Clearly they were right.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

the programming language that had a stated design goal to do its best and try to keep running scripts that make no sense...

...itself makes no sense. It is wrong and bad that Javascript was ever designed that way in the first place.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

It was never intended to run full applications but only the small business scripts and hobbyist homepage stuff that were the thing in the 90s, across inconsistent browsers that were a jungle of hit and miss behaviour where it was preferred that menus keep working even if the mouse effect was not. Anything of scale was expected to be done in Java. Dynamic web pages did not exist and as anything not static was generated server side into a static html file to be rendered on the client.

Anyway, back then it wasn't considered the job of the programming language to hold the hand of the aspiring developer as it is common today. It's not a bad thing that IDE and even compilers and preprocessors try to help you write better code today, but then it simply didn't exist.

JavaScript is from a different time and because it has the hard requirement or backwards compatibility there is no changing it and has not been for thirty years except to add stuff to it.

I think it's just silly to ask the past to keep up with the present. Bad code is not the fault of the language regardless, even though junior devs and even seasoned ones like to think so to protect their ego. I think it is better to accept it, learn from it and roll with it because every single platform and language has their weird quirks anyway.

Signed, old dude that learned programming in 8 bit BASIC and 6502 machine code without an assembler, where code bad enough would freeze your machine that required a cold boot and starting over from your last save that you didn't do.

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If you mix types like that, it's your own fault

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

BS. A language shouldn't have operators that allow non sensical operations like string concatenation when one operand is not a string.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

If you're consciously and intentionally using JavaScript like that, I don't want to be friends with you.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Heck, I need to learn some new languages apparently. Here I was expecting an angry "CS0029 cannot implicitly convert type 'string' to 'int'!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Type of "not a number" is number

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