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A book with the title "I didn't touch the computer, it just stopped working And Other Hilarious Jokes you Can Tell Someone from the IT Department.
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A book with the title "I didn't touch the computer, it just stopped working And Other Hilarious Jokes you Can Tell Someone from the IT Department.
I read this, but it could be wrong
Printer ink is now the most expensive fluid that a civilian can purchase without a special permit. It's colored water that costs $10k/gallon, which means that you print out your grocery lists with liquid that costs more than the semen of a Kentucky Derby-winning stallion.
Can a consumer buy antimatter?
If so, I finally have a reason to start a gofundme.
Can a random consumer buy blood?
I remember using a managed laptop somewhere which had all those UWP apps broken. I guess something similar happened on that.
Its called fetching it.
Sometimes clicking a link to it doesn't work if it wasn't fetched at least once, so at least people will be able to subscribe to it now.
Amazon's alexa smart speakers had a bug a while ago where it would spit out everything it heard, even stuff you didn't say to it.
Fuck corporate IoT indeed.
Just noticed, you're the 100th commenter!
You win absolutely nothing!
proof
Homeassistant for the win!
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A meme using characters from SpongeBob. Man Ray holds a card labeled "My Computer" and says, "I'm an admin, right?" Patrick replies, "Yup."
Man Ray continues, "And this file is admin locked." Patrick says, "Yup."
Man Ray says, "I have admin access. And if that's the case, I can access this file." Patrick replies, "That makes sense to me."
Man Ray says, "So let me access it."
Patrick responds, "You need admin access."
And the borders!
Windows thing.