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Friendly reminder (mander.xyz)
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[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago

well good for them....

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

At least someone is having sex around here.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Oh I know about it, and I'm quite glad that they're comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

eg.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

we need an adult animated show about them

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, not all of those are less cute.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There was someone they forgot to ask

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

So....your face or mine?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Jesus Christ, get a room

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

New kink unlocked.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Mites gotta mate

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

From now on I'm calling my girlfriend "my microscopic mite"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you, I hate it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

i can't sleep without it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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